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EVERYONE IS DOING FACE OFF DRILLS

EVERY

SINGLE

PLAYER

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Just give Jarvy a blank check in the summer

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💕if you get this answer with three random facts about yourself and send this to the last seven blogs in your notifs. Anon or not doesn’t matter, get to know the person behind the blog.

OooOo this sounds fun, thanks for asking!!💕

1. I got bit in the face by the family dog when I was like 2? He got me between the eyes but the scar is mostly faded now, and this didn’t stop me from having 2 pit bulls now😂

2. I absolutely love trashy reality Tv shows. We watched them a lot when I was growing up and now I’m always tuning into the newest episode of Love island or the Bachelor

3. My dad was the type of man to do the ‘name this song’ game in the car, so now I can recognize like 90% of Dad Rock Classics within like the first seconds of the song💀

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Freddie really hit the “paint me Iike one your French girls pose” to make that save didn’t he

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I blame anything bad that happens tonight on one man, and that man is TDA

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FOLKS IM FEELING NERVOUS ABOUT TONIGHT

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Thanks for the tag @lila-rose 💕

no pressure tags : @canesqueen @cardiaccanesblog @ohhhhmercy @jeffskinnerswh0re

Last Song : Feed the Dogs - Prof

Favorite Color : I’m really into like navy blue rn, like the sub nautical thing is really getting to your girl

Currently Watching : Bridgerton Season 2 ( leave me and my old timey romance alone)

Sweet, Savory, or Spicy : I am a sweets girl through and through , like I could never give up chocolate and other things

Current Obsession : I’m working my way through old seasons of the Bachelor rn and it’s Spicy

Last thing I googled : “Pokémon Snorlax eyes open” Don’t question it

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Ohhhhh I hate islanders fans

oh but canes fans are the problem.

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My research from game 2 of this series

- Rod needs to stop separating Fishy from his work husband

-KK needs to hit more

-Noesen is a baddass

-Brady is still hot with a busted nose

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Period 3 Takeaways:

I DONT EVEN KNOW MAN I WAS SO FUCKIN PUMPED AND I COULDNT TELL YOU

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Period 2 takeaways

-Turbo needs to get paid this offseason

-Freddie sucks ass

-I hate life!

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So we get scored on and according to my inside sources they immediately started playing Brass Monkey

This is my own personal hell crafted by satan himself

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@sydnikov nevermind we were right about good ole Frederik

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We do not stan weenies who couldn't be bothered to wear a rainbow jersey for 15 minutes during warmups.

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My takeaway in this first period

-Noesen is still a BAMF

-Kk may be trying to kill the isles team?

-Freddie is disappointing me already!

Tune in soon for my period 2

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Another exciting update: Seth Jarvis confirmed as of when spittin chiclets filmed their interview with him that him and svech are single.