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The Humanity Tournament has ended.

Adam Murray was the winner of this competition! Thank you to all who voted, and I'm sorry if I got to this late.

Asks will be turned off, and this blog will be archived. Thank you. This got so much bigger than I anticipated. Thank you to the competitors, all who voted, and of course, to Adam for sticking it through to the end.

Thank you.

This tournament was run by @sketchy-aura

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HOLY SHIT HIS POWER AXTUALLY FUCKING GREW WHERE DID THOSE VOTES COME FROM???

I DONT KNOW

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“My power grows, Adam!” -Coomer after beating the shit out of an alternate of himself, probably.

coomer has that power i think

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HUMANITY ISSUES TOURNAMENT FINALS

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THE RIGHT BRACKET SEMIFINALS HAVE ENDED!

Dr. Coomer was our winner, meaning he's going to the finals against Adam Murray!! I will get the poll up soon!!

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RIGHT BRACKET SEMIFINALS

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I believe the bone agony one was an Adam Murray

probably yeah

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All this Dr. Coomer talk has me considering watching hlvrai. Should I?

watch it in my stead

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If you didnt find out that you were one of the demons that have surrounded your life and have given countless people death and suffering, and proceeded to painfully break down as all your limbs and bones deform into a horrifying monster do you REALLY have humanity issues? i think not.

spit your shit

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FUCK I VOTED FOR THE WRONG ONE ANYWAYS

COOMER SWEEEEEP

go on ahead yall. i know nothing about rei or coomer

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RIGHT BRACKET SEMIFINALS

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THE LEFT BRACKET SEMIFINALS HAS CONCLUDED!

Adam Murray is our winner (by a surprisingly tiny sliver)! Thank you to all who voted. Which is a LOT of people. Like wow. Over 1,000. That's crazy. Anyways, I will be getting the right bracket semifinals up soon! Again, thank you so much!

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Tbh I rolled into seeing this tourney wayyyy late in the game, but I'm very pleased to see that one of the guys I would've rooted for from the start is still here. (Go Michael go!!!)

Rip Jonathan Sims Magnus Archives though. o7 man, you would have absolutely eaten up Mike's statement.

JONATHAN SIMS WOULD HAVE LOVED TO READ MICHAEL'S TESTAMENT YOU'RE SO RIGHT

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adma murray propaganda Hes not fucking british

HELP?

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Brief Ancient explanation/rainworld (spoilers for main game’s lore alongside the ending, possible downpour spoilers but I don’t know!! Be warned)

basically rain world is if you combined a fucked up ecoyststem with a video game. And also slug cats. basically your goal is to not die, hibernate and eventually escape a cycle via doing something that’s a big spoiler.

basically the ancient things are these powerful beings who were like “hey we should let everyone do that cool thing but how do we make it easy to do” so they made these robots called iterator’s, which are big ass supercomputers with a puppet robot inside that does the work via connecting to the supercomputer. They tell these “hey this is the great problem please come up with a. Solution” and then they kinda just. Do the cycle thing to themselves and thus basically die. I don’t know how that works but they just leave all these robots everywhere and they kinda get mentally fucked up

The two problems are A: there’s so fucking many of them and none have a specific role in creating these fucked up guys that we know of

and B: I don’t think they have mentioned genders so it’s hard to tell if they are a dad, a mom, or another kind of label

sorry I’m autistic for this game

OH THAT SEEMS SO COOL!!

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After the humanity issues tournament I need a big evil dad tournament. If you don't do it I will!!

girl you can do it this shit is DRAINING

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Ideas for worlds worst dads but two are technicalities and one I think actually works

…does the big bad evil guy from clone vpn count as a dad????? I ponder

-another technicality because there’s a lot of them and I don’t remember genders being mentioned, but… my brain keeps saying the ancients from Rain World. Main issue is I don’t think they have confirmed genders

Professor Turo from Pokémon. I think th is one counts

i think that the big bad evil guy from clone vpn counts as a dad.

dunno what rain world is

YES. YES TURO.