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BOB’S BURGERS Christmas in the Car (S04E08)

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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okay but why do i just want to go shopping with them???

like it’s so domestic and i’d love to just wander around the store with them 

🥺 take me with you…

(sorry for the quality)

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If you are feeling lonely, remember, you always have your FBI agent.

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recording at michael’s

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nudes are art so you ain’t a hoe you a vincent van ghoe

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nctzens right now:

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did you feel soft after watching this? what if i remind you that johnny is taeyong’s longest friend since trainee days and that johnny was the only member that came to taeyong’s high school graduation and the only member invited to taeyong’s sister’s wedding.

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apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office

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How to have a nice body like Lucas? Be Lucas.

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$895,000/7 br/5 ba/5880 sq ft

Red Wing, MN

built in 1875

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I finally watched The Sound of Music and like I get it now, I get it. 

It’s a beautiful two hour love story of a strict man finally opening his heart again and then a fifty minute public service announcement to hate the nazis. Brilliant.

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honestly it is SO goddamn funny whenever some straight man calls me a whore or a bitch or something like girl you think that shit hurts my feelings? my closest friend once told me i dressed like an accounting major going through her 2nd divorce while trying to get her oldest stepchild to call her once a month. THATS a real insult. try harder.