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new purpose

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I really enjoy the idea of a postcanon dynamic between Joowon and Dongsik being a subversion of their dynamic in the beginning.

In the beginning Joowon tirelessly hunts down Dongsik in order to Hurt him in some way, but is costantly blocked by Dongsik dancing out of his reach, and his friends protecting him. A complete failure.

Then, postcanon Joowon will once again hunt Dongsik, but this time with the intention of loving him with the power of the sun, and all of their friends will simply stand aside.

I think Dongsik will find the second scenario a lot scarier.

He was able to escape Joowon before, because he was used to being the scapegoat and being hated - but this is completely New and he has no idea what to do.

Any protests will melt like butter before sun!Joowon and Dongsik will have lost before they even began. A complete success.

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i want to draw soft zukka dancing but I’m like. Physically incapable of doing it bc every time I try my brain is like #girl who are you kidding neither of them could dance if their lives depended on it. Zuko grew up in a strict society that repressed dancing for a hundred years. The dancing dragon is a RevEred BenDing TechNique so (according to him) it doesn’t count. Sokka has dad moves ONLY. They don’t know what rhythm is.

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Color studies (acrylics on paper).

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For any followers of mine still living with parents, guardians, family, or even just with roommates and who've never lived alone and/or fully on your own terms (whether ye be 16 or 60), I have TWO pieces of wisdom for you for when you eventually do:

You WILL discover that you were wrong about some shit you felt pretty strongly about before. Maybe you never realized how often your mom ACTUALLY cleans the bathroom and it turns out she asked for help really rarely. Maybe, much as it grates to admit, putting $50 into a different savings account every paycheck really IS the ONLY way to save any fucking money. Maybe that big rolling trashcan you resented your roommate putting in the kitchen, and got in that big fight about, really WAS super convenient and now you have to buy one for yourself after they move out and take it with them. Maybe blanching vegetables so they retain their color when cooked actually DOES enhance a meal, pretty food slaps actually, and the reason you didn't think it was worth the effort is because you were depressed.

You WILL also discover new shit that works SO much better for you than everything you'd been taught. Maybe you'll discover that dropping trash off at a recycling center at your convenience works way better for your brain than getting it picked up on a set day. Maybe you'll realize you don't actually hate tofu, you just hate how your family cooks tofu. Maybe you'll love being able to walk around the house naked whenever you want. Maybe you'll find you thrive in a space with giant framed nude photography, or taxidermy animals, or fandom themed Everything. Maybe you'll realize that keeping the thermostat set like 5 degrees colder (or hotter) than is typical makes you sleep better than you ever have before in your whole life.

The point of this wisdom is: Stay humble, but also, stay excited. There's no point pretending you weren't wrong about shit you were wrong about, just eat the crow and move on. But also, there's so much to look forward to about your own space-- even more than you could ever imagine when you don't have it yet.

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"knight posting" this and "guard posting" that. i'm the princess's trusted handmaid who provides her advice and comfort in my soothing, low-class style. i am saying things like "if you don't mind me speaking out of turn, my lady..." and sharing fairy tales and lullabies my sad mother taught me. also i am fucking the jester.

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my cat is incredibly sweet and wants nothing more than to be within a 5 ft radius of a person at all times, gently chilling in your orbit. he is also VERY, VERY DUMB 

it’s a slow morning so husband and I are reading, not making much noise. meanwhile, Barold goes downstairs to use his box and when he comes out, he starts yowling like his lil heart done broke. husband goes to to the top of the stairs all worried like, “Barold, what’s wrong?”

kitty zips back up the stairs and just oozes onto husband’s feet, purring high-powered lawnmower style. the realization hit us both at the same time…

this. boy. this itty bitty kitty boy. 

he couldn’t see or hear us for ten continuous seconds, forgot. we. were. home. and immediately burst into tears !!!!

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I swear I am going to start a seminar in How to Exist in Public. We do not block our coworker from getting their food out of one microwave while waiting for our food in the other microwave. We do not walk four carts abreast through the grocery store, nor do we park our cart next to an end cap and wander off to another aisle. We do not start making a left turn we will not be able to complete, thereby bringing the entire intersection to a screeching halt. We do not stop dead in the middle of the hallway to answer a text. We live in a society.

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god i love the blue catfish so much. kind of a terrifying superpredator honestly. they like living in muddy water so their eyesight is dogshit, but they've got these huge barbels around their face to feel around, and their whole body is covered in almost two hundred thousand tastebuds to figure out exactly where their prey is, and they've got a special adipose fin to be extra tuned-in to water currents/pressure, and they have super keen senses of hearing at really low AND high frequencies, and they ALSO have a deeply forked tail to decrease drag so they can just cruise around and gulp down literally whatever they want, including other catfish, even in like zero-visibility water where every other animal is basically blind. and they get so fucking stupid huge with this technique that nothing can grab them because they're as big as a person. and if an eagle or something does grab one before it's gotten big enough to be eagle-proof, the catfish has fucking POISON KNIVES on its fins to not only stab things but also envenomate them in the process

you may not like it, but THIS is what peak performance looks like

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thoroughly enjoyed

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"Avevo sempre avuto questa tendenza a immergermi talmente in qualcosa da dimenticarmi per un po' del resto del mondo."

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I've seen a few polls going around about whether various characters would be able to beat Kira, so let's do it with the Iron Triangle!

The short answer is: Wu Xie would win.

He would die halfway through the fight, but the plan he set up would remain in motion and he would eventually take Light down with him. Kira isn't smarter than was the entire Wang clan.

In his youth Wu Xie had no reason at all to try and conceal his identity, so no matter how hard he tries now, it might be too late. Same for Pangzi, unfortunately he isn't any less doxxable than Wu Xie, so he might not make it either.

So the case might end in two ways:

First, if Wu Xie's plan is allowed to fully play out, it ends in a grand public unmasking, not unlike Kira's canon death.

But it also might end sooner, much more quietly. One day Yagami Light is found in his office with a broken neck, and that's it. No sign of struggle, no trace of the culprit, just a pile of ashes in a corner.

(The notebook had to be burned, both to keep it out of the hands of others and to hide the fact that the last few pages were full of nothing but 'Zhang Qiling' repeated over and over and over again in an increasingly messy script, clearly not even trying to accomplish anything anymore with a name that wasn't a name, just venting in a last act of blind panic.)

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a little embarrassing how easy it is to make me unbearably horny

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HWANG FUCKING HYUNJIN. I AM FERAL

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sorry. i zoned out while you were talking because i saw the tips of your fangs and got hit with a wave of fondness & lust so strong it almost made me nauseous. What were you saying

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HYUNJIN AS EMOJI for ELLE KOREA