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submitted by @rychick

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lets get sorted with ma- wait. where is mama

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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.

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Numbat (Myrmecobius fasciatus), family Myrmecobiidae, order Dasyuromorphia, Western Australia

ENDANGERED.

Sometimes referred to as the "Marsupial Anteater", and like "true anteaters", they actually eat mainly termites.

Once wide spread across Australia, they are now only found in small colonies in Western Australia and NSW.

photograph by Lyn Alcock

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got my touy

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Keeping a lookout with mama!!

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my bouncy mama

let’s bounce on mama

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Snoot council

None have the brain cells currently

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Where the fuck is mama?

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let's touch snouts with mama

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lets sniff with mama

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Lanternfly (Pyrops karenius), family Fulgoridae, Kaeng Krachan National Park, Thailand

photograph by niroshan silva

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anybody else . can anyone hear me

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went to an elementaryschool musical production and they started the show with the director saying: "Now there's some very small viewers here today, so just so you know. There will be a scary character later in the show. This is her," and a girl in a kinda scary ghost outfit did a creepy walk across the stage, the stood up straight and did a cheery wave, "but remember, it's just Nina. She's pretending to be scary."

Aaaand i would very much like for horror movies to have that as a little bonus feature you can chose. Let me start a movie with Guillermo del Toro showing me a scary ghost that might jump at me, but don't worry, thats just Doug!

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the opposite of that "orc can't read ulysses" is an elf who smugly delivers a lecture misinterpreting the Very Hungry Caterpillar