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I appreciate The Empire Strikes Back for being the only time I can think of when a character just shot their enemy as soon as they saw them without pausing or having a dramatic moment beforehand.
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Gandalf tells Frodo, “The Ring has awoken. It’s heard its master’s call,” which implies that the ring was asleep while Gollum had it, which I assume was the ring going into a coma to avoid hearing Gollum talking about fish or whatever.
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there are only three genders. friends, romans, and countrymen.
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okay okay i can close some tabs i don't need this google image search of "pear trees"....well you never know actually
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Skilled use of image editing software can help make unfurnished properties look far worse.
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the fact that op turned off rbs is very very funny to me. anyway i want this post on my blog too.
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Funding for medical expenses
Hello everyone. Normally I'm not the one to speak up on this account, though we could definitely use some help.
My wife has been struggling for a long while with a brain tumor that has caused us both no shortage of headaches (no pun intended) and we're looking to try and finally put it to bed for good. We're hoping to raise enough to get her in for a non-invasive surgery before the end of the year, and any little bit before then would help immensely.
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I love blocking people I've never interacted with based off their replies on some random popular post. Wow random user on a post with 50k notes with the worst take ever, I hope I never meet you and will make sure we never do
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I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks
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So one time I put my peacock on my bike and realized they matched.
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please stop writing "viscous" when you mean "vicious", it produces the weirdest mental images ever
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