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i love legally blonde so much and the major theatre company here in town is doing it soon and i'm so !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but i don't think there are actually any roles for people my age? but also i don't look my age so... if i'm still in state.... maybe that could work in my favor for once in my life

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fun game: replace a single word in an idiom with “fuck”

examples: - go fuck a kite - no sense fucking a dead horse - don’t count your chickens before they fuck - they don’t have two coins to fuck together

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me: man i don't feel depressed at all these days!

also me: never showers, hasn't cleaned my room in seven months, hardly remembers to brush my teeth, never talks to anyone, never leaves my room, can't focus on a book for more than two minutes

me: i am Cured

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if y'all thought that the fantastic beasts memes would stop in 2k17, y'all thought wrong

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i cant believe an entire year passed i have no perception of time and nothing feels real anymore

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*sticks my leg way up in the air* i hate feeling nauseous to the point i can't get up Every Morning

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*is inconvenienced in any way*

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pls support trans girls and trans women who like traditionally masculine things

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me, listening to playlists on 8tracks

me: hm… This playlist isn’t bad actually I think I might like— melanie martinez: bBbBbimdnd Babies.. Goo Ga Guh.. Sexy me: you know what i change my mind fuck you

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why does anyone even care about other people doing things that have no negative outcome? like let girls take selfies with starbucks!! let straight dudes wear weird clothes!! let gay people be as feminine or as masculine as they want!! the next time you find yourself getting annoyed at someone, ask yourself “is this disrespectful? is this harmful to me or anyone else?” if the answer is no, then let it go - you probably have bigger things to worry about anyways

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@rosiekilvert on ig

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valentine: *beats up Jace, abuses him, is a horrible father in general

valentine: don't be usetti, have some spaghetti

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What patterns have y’all noticed in the people you tend to attract or be attracted to ? 

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here is a star for everyone who’s not feeling their best today (🌟)

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