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haven't been the same since i found out abt how they filmed milo and otis :(
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day 19(?): boredom got way worse, trying to make myself a victorian friend
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sorry but i have one (1) more bttf post
marty mcfly is trans
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social outcast
wears layers upon layers, like it’s literally SUCH a transmasc outfit
his mom doesn’t approve of his girlfriend for no discernible reason other than that it seems she doesn’t want him to have a girlfriend at all
he hangs out almost exclusively with a disgraced scientist with no origin story for how they met………….. maybe doc brown gives him hormones?
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when the heart of the card responds to your trust just right
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made a beginners guide for the twitter newbies hope this helps <3
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Trying to make the switch from twitter back to tumblr is the most jarring and confusing shit. Y'all got drafts? How am i supposed to think of dumb funny shit at 2am and then think about posting it for 6 months before realizing it wasn't funny at all in the first place and then deleting it in shame??
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Lil explorer and mushroom harvester/farmer guy. Idk if he’s a frog or a toad yet tho
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MarioXMario
The plumber shook his head in disbelief, because in front of him stood an exact copy of himself.
“It–it’s a’me…?” He couldn’t trust his own eyes; how could there be two versions of himself?
“Yes, Mario. I am you, but from the future!” The other Mario licked his lips and scanned current Mario up and now, taking in every curve and angle of his thick and juicy body.
“How are you here?” Mario paused, then reconsidered, “No wait, why are you here??”
Future Mario grinned and stalked forward, seductively. “The how would be spoiling your future, but the why?” He looked down and chuckled, “Well I can tell you why right here and now.”
Future Mario walked even closer, pushing his body up against current Mario’s quivering form. Their breath intermingled, and Mario’s eyes kept darting between his doppelganger’s lips and his eyes.
“I’m here…” Future Mario grinned again, then rushed his head forward to lay a solid, wet kiss on normal Mario’s mouth, held it for a moment, then pulled away and licked his own lips. “…to fuck you.”
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i like how lil nas’s reaction to getting famous was to buy two dogs and 30 cowboy hats
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