im gonna start answering my parents how donald trump answers questions
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Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s
You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.
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tfw = two fucking weiners
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what if ducks threw bread back at you
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fight to the death, who wins?
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