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NEW UNDERTALE RP/ROLEPLAY ACCOUNT!

(Hello there! if you’re interested in interacting with a non-selective OuterTale themed multimuse blog could you give maybe give this a like and a reblog? I’ll also be sure to check your account out thanks!

(Btw this is an Roleplay AND Ask blog so feel free to ask a question!

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 The taller seemed rather tense, eye-lights glancing them over, as if analyzing, seeming openly curious, and even a tad suspicious, before just giving his signature-emotion hiding-grin, leaning down some, nodding as they talked, before lazily plopping himself down in the snow, apparently to lazy to lean down to talk to them for so long.

“Heh, that so? Thats probably good...Never know what type of place or timeline you’ll pop into hm?” he mutters, before yawning quietly, “Plan on stickin around?? It’s gettin late...” he murmurs, not really making it clear on if he wanted her to stay or leave.

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Frisk had been in the middle of an attempt to get a rather large...rather unfriendly monster to calm down and take deep breaths. They were doing pretty well until something triggered the monster and knocked the pore small child straight into the next dimension. When they landed they ended up rolling a couple times but in the end wound up with their face pressed firmly to the ground.

"Ow...that want very nice..."

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  Papyrus had a cigarette clamped between his teeth, leaning against the wooden structure of Grillbys, more towards the forest of Snowdin, letting out a lazy sigh of smoke...Oh how he had needed this break from...Well, nothing really, he didn’t exactly do that much daily, but doing nothing was still enough to tire out the poor guy.

And the last thing such a tired skeleton needed was a human child just rolling into his verse, yet here he was, eyes snapping to the exact spot the kid was dropped in at, raising a brow and merely taking a moment to once again inhale from his cigarette while they roll, before shifting to kneel down.

“Ey, you took quite the tumble there hmm..?” he murmurs, apparently ignoring their words for just a moment, moving to put out his cig in the snow a bit away from their face, “Someone throw ya here or somethin’?? Havn’t exactly seen ya around here...”

@humorous-honey herd my starter call!

Frisk had been in the middle of an attempt to get a rather large...rather unfriendly monster to calm down and take deep breaths. They were doing pretty well until something triggered the monster and knocked the pore small child straight into the next dimension. When they landed they ended up rolling a couple times but in the end wound up with their face pressed firmly to the ground.

"Ow...that want very nice..."

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Starter call!!

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Send "🌀" to find my muse, injured and alone after being beaten up

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3 LITTLE WORDS... || starter pack

Send me one to see how my muse reacts. Some are fluffy, some are angsty, some are smutty, some are something else entirely…

Some of these may be triggering or NSFW!

“I love you.”

“I hate you.”

“Go fuck yourself.”

“I guess so…”

“I guess not.”

“Love me, please.”

“Don’t say that.”

“Don’t do that.”

“Don’t touch me.”

“Please, hold me.”

“Pain changes people.”

“You haven’t changed.”

“Please don’t go.”

“Look behind you.”

“Go kill yourself.”

“I can change.”

“Don’t ever change.”

“Want a hit?”

“Do you smoke?”

“Fuck me now.”

“Take my hand.”

“Lead the way.”

“Duck and cover!”

“Just go home.”

“Take me home.”

“Walk me there?”

“Everyone, shut up!”

“Just shut up.”

“Please stop it.”

“Please don’t die.”

“I need you.”

“I want you.”

“Want a hug?”

“Want a kiss?”

“Are you sure?”

“Are you lying?”

“That’s the truth.”

“I’m not lying.”

“Oh my God.”

“For fuck’s sake!”

“I got it.”

“I found it.”

“Call me later.”

“Text me later.”

“Don’t call me.”

“Are you crying?”

“I wasn’t crying.”

“Please don’t laugh.”

“Please don’t cry.”

“That’s a lie.”

“What’d they say?”

“What’ll it be?”

“It’s last call.”

“It’s almost midnight.”

“Do you promise?”

“That’s a promise.”

“Are you serious?”

“Don’t bullshit me.”

“I punched him.”

“I killed him.”

“I kissed him.”

“I love him.”

“I hate him.”

“I lied before.”

“I’m so sorry.”

“I’m not sorry.”

“I’ll come over.”

“Can you come?”

“Want to cuddle?”

“Maybe we should.”

“Maybe we shouldn’t.”

“You don’t say.”

“Make me come.”

“Did you come?”

“I stole it.”

“I broke it.”

“Any bones broken?”

“Are you okay?”

“Are you hurt?”

“That must’ve hurt.”

“He was lying.”

“It’s our song.”

“Can I help?”

“Help me out.”

“Please, for me?”

“Anything for you.”

“I doubt it.”

“I believe you.”

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Personality Starters

(as requested by anon)

Starters:

❝Why do you have to be so stubborn?❞ 

❝I know you better than you know yourself.❞

❝You don’t have to be so rude.❞

❝You’re so dynamic, that’s what I love about you.❞

❝You need to learn to put yourself first.❞

❝Fuck love.❞

❝Well that was brutally honest.❞

❝Perfectionism only ends in disappointment.❞

❝I have to be perfect.❞

❝You don’t have to act so tough.❞

❝Why do you pretend not to care?❞

❝Don’t you believe in me?❞

❝I don’t think you’re as apathetic as you think you are.❞

❝I love your zest for life.❞

❝You’re really brave.❞

❝That took a lot of courage. Thanks.❞

❝Life really isn’t as great as you make it out to be.❞

❝Life really isn’t as bad as you make it out to be.❞

❝I don’t understand you.❞

❝You don’t understand me.❞

❝I know you’re only mean because people were mean to you but is this really what you want?❞

❝Your smile is contagious.❞

❝Why are you so self-critical?❞

❝Thanks for trusting me.❞

❝Of course I trust you.❞ 

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SHIPPY-ISH/FLUFF-ISH STARTERS ❛ I love you so much…❜ ❛  Can I kiss you ? ❜ ❛  You are so beautiful — So fucking beautiful. ❜ ❛  Close your eyes, you can trust me. ❜ ❛  I got you a present-❜ ❛   Kiss me. ❜ ❛  Love me– ❜ ❛  Mmm, taste like cherries.  ❜ ❛  Pull me in, Pull me in - ❜ ❛   Make love to me…❜ ❛   I love your eyes… ❜ ❛   You got whip cream there .❜ ❛   Waffles or pancakes ? ❜ ❛   Knock It off that tickles ! ❜ ❛   You’re so warm… ❜ ❛   I can hear your heart beat — it’s soft.❜ ❛   it’s raining outside and all I can think about is you.  ❜ ❛   Hold my hand - ❜ ❛   We have something special, You and I.❜ ❛   You mean everything to me.  ❜ ❛   When can I see you again ?❜ ❛   Say my name, just one last time… ❜ ❛   You’re a mystery worth solving. ❜ ❛   I trust you — that means a lot more than love.❜ ❛   I fall in love with you every time I open my eyes. ❜ ❛   You are infinite like the universe.  ❜ ❛   Kiss me like you wanna be loved. ❜ ❛   You’re the apple of my eye.❜ ❛   You make me happy. ❜ ❛   You make me feel safe…❜ ❛   Hold me just a little longer… ❜ ❛   Please don’t let go.❜ ❛   All my fears go away when I’m with you -  ❜ ❛   Thank you for teaching me what love is. ❜ ❛   Aye, share the blankets ! ❜ ❛   love is an action word, prove it to me. ❜

❛   ready or not here I come ! ❜

❛   Ah! I scared you didn’t I ?❜ ❛   I know you love me -  ❜ ❛   These flowers match your eyes. ❜ ❛   I’m gonna catch you !❜ ❛   We should carve our name in this tree. ❜ ❛   Every moment with you is special  ❜ ❛   Hold on tight ! ❜ ❛   Give me a kiss for good luck - ❜ ❛   think about me. ❜

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I find it funny that it fucking ok to ship sans and papyruses together but everyone loses their shit when someone ships cuphead and mugman together. Fucking hypocrites! Don't get into the cuphead fandom honey mun.

{ Lol, yeah I'm not in the cuphead fandom and uhh thanks for the warning I guess?? I don't mind any fandom though honestly- }

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Mun, whats your opinions on fontcest?

{ Honestly, I don't mind it, but you wont see me posting it for the most part, and anytime I do it will be tagged }

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{ Hey, sorry for my sudden disappearance. Tumblr has been very bad for my mental health, but I plan on being active on here, and my other rp blogs, as much as is healthy/possible for me }

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Hello!

So, i know tumblr isnt exactly where i post most of my art ( i post at least post of it to my instagram @moonspirit.i.guess ) but this post isn’t about my instagram, it’s about my life.

As of right now, I’m not at home, but soon me and my dad will be moving into a RV, and its left me thinking about my future. So I’ve decided to start trying to save up for after I graduate.

My whole life is art, and though no one is seemingly willing to commision me, I’d really appreciate some extra support in this!

I have my commision prices set up on a post, and tagged, but if you’d rather I also have a ko-fi.

I’d really appreciate the support from anyone willing ❤

ko-fi.com/moonsmakingart

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{ I'm less stressed as of right now, so if anyone is up to rp just send in a ask or message! 💛 }

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Hey

So, you may have noticed, I’m not really that active

That would be becuase my family has become to poor to pay for our wifi, or our rent.

So, with that I’d like to ask, PLEASE message me for commissions.

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Old habits die hard apparently was a very true expression as Papyrus was beginning to find, though in this case his habit was not one he could find any way too control.

Said habit, of course, was teleporting while asleep. It normally happened during nightmares, or after smoking weed and falling asleep-another bad habit he'd apparently need to break-and it tended to end with him in the wrong place at the wrong time, too groggy or curious too teleport once more.

When he landed in...Well fuck, where was he now? It was with a soft, tired, groan, tired eyes scanning the dark, desolate, area. And then his pupils stop, resting on the lone skeleton not to far off. Well, at least he wasnt alone as he waited for his magic too more or less re-gain a charge for him to teleport once more. Oh, but just his luck, the other looked reluctant too do much else than stare, Papyrus awkwardly standing and brushing himself off, glancing down.

"Uh hey-" he starts, before they begin to make slow steps in his direction, Paps shoulders a hint tense, but his hands merely lazily resting in his lint and cigarette filled pockets, "Names Papyrus...Uh...Honestly, I didn't mean to come here-or anywhere..." He trails off, eyes lazily resting on their chest a moment as he curiously-and almost worriedly-examined their wounded chest and glitched face.

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Geno could only stare over at the skeleton that had recently appeared in the Save Screen. He’d been keeping his distance from the other for some time now, unable to truly decipher who exactly this skeleton was. He looked eerily like the Papyrus he knew, but also didn’t. His head would probably start hurting if he gave it anymore thought.

Letting out a sigh of defeat, he finally made his way over to the other, his steps slow and wary. Finally, he stood before the other. “U-Uh, who are you and how did you get here…?” His voice was soft and he somewhat struggled with getting the words out.

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Papyrus was just walking out of Muffets, lighting a cigarette and glancing around, lazily leaning against the side of the building as he inhales slowly.

The warning was heard, but instead of looking up, Pap looks from side to side, not expecting anyone to be free-falling down towards him-as anyone would not be expecting.

When they land though, it's obviously on him, and well...That doesnt get a great responce from the tall skeleton. His cigarette was now in the snow, and he had nearly fallen, managing to not do that, amazingly. Instead, the clumsy little kid was now in his arms, and he was glaring down at them. He hated humans, they had a habit of ruining the underground and his previously happy life. But they were just a kid, so instead of saying much, he just goes with his normal route.

Puns. Horrible, unfunny, puns.

"...Its winter, not fall"

Clumsy child

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Frisk was really a clumsy child, but today takes the cake, normally the small child would be especially careful in their workshop but no, one drop of liquid in the wrong vile and they got portaled into another timeline entirely. They squeaked as they dropped through the air, they seemed to be heading straight for a figure in the distance, they sucked in a deep breath and tried to call out a loud warning.

“LOOK OUT!!”