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Don't send me an unsolicited picture of your peewee cocktapus unless you want me to...
A: find your mom's Facebook
B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were
C: badly photoshop that into a locket
D: convince you l'm your daughter.
Happy Father's Day Daddy.
*From 'Brooke From Let's Not Date' on Facebook
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Caravaggio would be proud

Mehmet Geren, 2023
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