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Diversity win! The British doors in your house are aromantic!
#also [spoilers for date everything] the romance path for the junk drawer is enabling and pretty unhealthy#but the friendship path you help him make space by combining things
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Joe: But the thing is, was he really me? I don’t think I’ve ever realized quite so much how I can’t tell if people feel like I do! How they think! Certainly looked and talked like me, but experientially? Totally different! Just as opaque to me as a stranger, or a friend, or a lover! What really is a lover then? Can I really connect to anyone if not myself?
Cleo: Yeah, but did you fuck your clone?
Joe: Oh yeah I mean obviously. Who wouldn’t?
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they say you can't pour from an empty cup but i've been doing it my whole life and aside from all of these mysterious ailments it's working out great for me
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my drag name is lemmy soloher and in all my numbers i dress exclusively like this

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I procrastinate so much that I have a gaping hole of dread inside my chest where I think my other emotions are supposed to go. unless a potential employer is reading this, in which case I don’t do that & I have all the normal emotions that human beings have & I love capitalism
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You are not the daughter of the witches they couldn't burn you are a white woman with a rock collection and wicca was invented in the 1950s
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kaiba miku... the world is his (fanart of @nordycos' cosplay)
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repo! the genetic opera is one of those movies where you watch it and youre like Damnn this would be so good if it was good
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my spouse and i disagree
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i have never watched neon genesis evangelion
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Let's shake things up 🍸
Dirty Laundry season 5 premieres July 15th on Dropout - with a new set, new outfits for Lily, same outfit for Grant, tons of guests, some new cocktails & mocktails, and even some secrets submitted by viewers... 👀
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my drag name is lemmy soloher and in all my numbers i dress exclusively like this

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MONDAYS got me feeling like crazy TBH!!!
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