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hope nothing on this list is in my house lol

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becomes so horny that i transform into a swarm of eels living in a beautiful and picturesque lake

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I dreamed that I was playing mariokart and there was a track that took 3 days to complete and when I somehow managed to get 1st place a popup came onscreen that had a pic of koopa troopa and text that read “congratulations!! you’re gonna have so much sex” and I started laughing so hard I woke up

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Eurasian wren / Anke Kneifel

🥰.

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what the fuck is this thing.

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Yiling Patriarch era Wangxian is so fucking funny like.

Wei Wuxian: Lan Zhan always looks so angry and disturbed whenever people accuse me of stealing away virgins and fucking them in my evil cave. He must hate to think me so far gone and depraved

Lan Zhan: it should be me in that cave

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setting a fic in the omegaverse and then writing it about two betas having completely normal sex and not interacting with any other characters

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“Ho ho!” More Drawfee magical girl mug! Defeat the vile dark lord YouTube!

Selections from my shoot at Fanime this year.

Explaining this character to people that do not know Drawfee has been a real experience.

Photographer is @thecosplayerannual on ig.

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it’s beautiful watching the silksong fandom bring all big video game stores to their knees. i hope your bug game is fun as fuck

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"They go to SEX CLUBS and pretend to be DOGS!"

Yeah well you go to church every Sunday and pretend to be a good person

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Tango: Okay, so I did the math—

Pearl, whispering: He did the monster math

Tango: What?

Pearl: Nothing

Tango: Huh, I must be hearing things. Well, anyway—

Gem, whispering to Pearl: It was a graveyard graph

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tumblr today as the one indie gamer who hasn't played hollow knight:

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Hearing about the secret Slack channels and text threads and email chains everyone was using to hide the Entire Castle from Sam is extremely funny on its own, and even funnier because at the same time, Sam was stressing himself and probably the other half of the cast and crew out trying to hide 100k and a dad from Jacob Wysocki. Layers upon fucking layers of deception happening over at Normal Comedy Show Dot Com.

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Queer italian mobster: I eva' tells you bout da' time wit' my polyamorous grandparents? so der' i was wit' My Grandmuddah, Rest her soul, My Grandmuddah, Rest her soul, My GrandMuddah, Rest her soul, My GrandNonbinary, Rest dey' Soul, My Grandmuddah, Rest her soul, My Grandmuddah, Rest her Soul, My Grandmuddah, Rest Her Soul, My Grandmuddah,

you guys cant keep putting banger posts in my inbox i cant take credit for this