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rip

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hhhhhh pls tell me im not the only one too Rick and Morty-piled to properly enjoy some of the jokes in Everything Everywhere All At Once

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Things Rick Sanchez Genuinely Enjoys

•his daughter’s sunny side up eggs •Pirates of the Pancreas •arcade games •Ice cream • 80s esque action movie franchise w no proper structure (the ball fondlers) •Nintendo DS •playing the guitar •His bff’s Oscar party •Tiny Planet exploration into the South Pole Feel free to add

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Beth: My mother, right before she died, she told me to be more slutty.

Summer:

Beth: [starts crying] I just wish she could see how slutty I’m being…

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You’re welcome!

Things Rick Sanchez Genuinely Enjoys

•his daughter’s sunny side up eggs •Pirates of the Pancreas •arcade games •Ice cream • 80s esque action movie franchise w no proper structure (the ball fondlers) •Nintendo DS •playing the guitar •His bff’s Oscar party •Tiny Planet exploration into the South Pole Feel free to add

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Same energy

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Morty’s shirt is literally in the worst shade of yellow and I am always mad about this

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Rick Owens S/S 20 by Rick

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“my favourite character only acts like an asshole because he’s deflecting/covering up his insecurities 🥺🥺🥺” you are so boring. he acts like that because he sucks. worst motherfucker on earth (affectionate). stop making excuses for him

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Yep 😘

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rick literally coming out of the closet

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i love telling rick and morty fans that rick is trans, not because i actually think rick is trans, but because it annoys them SO MUCH and they always have the worst excuses why he’s not trans

“ummm he’s not trans cause we’ve seen his dick swinging around” oh so you think the ‘smartest man in the universe’ couldnt make a simple dick? a little dong? to swing around? doesnt rick say he’s the best at everything? and we know there’s penis surgeons in the show, so wouldnt rick want to be the best penis surgeon? rick surgically implanted amusement parks inside people’s bodies. rick gave himself a cyborg arm. you think he couldn’t give himself BOTTOM SURGERY? in fact, how do we know he doesn’t have a robo dick? or five dicks?

“his clones have dicks so he has xy chromosomes” so you think rick can’t change dna? you think he couldn’t change his chromosomes? something he does every season? you really think rick smartest man in the universe sanchez couldn’t change an xx to an xy or whatever other combo of dna he could have?

“we don’t see top surgery scars” you think this smartest man in the universe couldnt get rid of a little scar? you think a boob scar is where the line is drawn on his genius?

“well i just don’t think he’s trans” cool well there’s infinite universes where anything is possible so quite literally there already are trans ricks even if this rick isn’t trans. and even if rick looked into the camera and said “i’m cisgender” we couldn’t trust that because he’s lying in literally every episode

do you really think rick couldn’t do any of this stuff? what are you? a fake fan?

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Meeeeee

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skdaksdhkjskjd he has his own “Morty Pride” flag.

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whenever i see crossover art for solars and RnM it's always weird weed art or korvo and rick beating the shit out of eachother so i chose the latter.

i think at some point terry would manage to guilt them into begrudgingly apologizing to eachother like an only child whose parents are on the verge of divorce.

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