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Send my muse a couple stars

✪ = I wanna kill you ✪✪ = I hate you ✪✪✪ = I kinda dislike you ✪✪✪✪ = You’re okay ✪✪✪✪✪ = Whoa you’re kinda cute ✪✪✪✪✪✪ = Stop being so perfect ✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = *nosebleed* ✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = oh god you are hella sexy ✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = I wanna have sex with you ✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = Marry me

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Tyler Hoechlin filming! :) #FiftyShadesDarker #BoyceFox cr: RClarke423

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“You’re the true alpha! Guess what? All of us can’t be true alphas. Some of us have to make mistakes. Some of us have to get our hands a little bloody sometimes. Some of us are human!“

( about • verses • rules • promo )

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  “ My heart is a wolf ruled by                                two moons;

            one which beckons me                    back into the night,

              the other is calling me                                         home. ”

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Happy Valentine’s Day @agenthale!

In a world where the fire never happened, Derek is the Alpha of a small pack of teenagers. Being a subsidiary of the original Hale pack means he doesn’t need an emissary, but he might want one. Enter Stiles, a powerful mage who has just moved to Beacon Hills, whose number one hobby is sassing Derek.

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Sex Headcanon Questions

1: Is your muse a virgin or not?

2: Is your muse a top, bottom, or switch?

3: Is your muse more dominant or submissive?

4: How often does your muse masturbate?

5: Is your muse loud or vocal in bed?

6: Does your muse like to cuddle after sex? Anything else for aftercare?

7: What is your muse's sexual orientation?

8: What are your muse's preferred positions?

9: Does your muse have any kinks?

10: Best sex they ever had?

11: Worst sex they ever had?

12: Where is the most interesting location they've had sex?

13: What do they usually do after sex? Before sex?

14: What gets your muse in the mood?

15: Sensitive spots?

16: How adventurous is your muse?

17: Does your muse use safewords?

18: Would your muse ever have a one-night stand?

19: Does your muse prefer foreplay or to get right to sex?

20: How often does your muse have sex?

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ULTIMATE SHIP MEME!

Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!

General:

Rate the Ship -   Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? -

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - 

How was their first kiss? -

Wedding:

Who proposed? - 

Who is the best man/men? -

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - 

Who did the most planning? -

Who stressed the most? - 

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - 

Sex:

Who is on top? - 

Who is the one to instigate things? -

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - 

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - 

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - 

How many children will they adopt? -

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - 

Who is the stricter parent? -

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? -

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? -

Who is the more loved parent? -

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?

Who cried the most at graduation? - 

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - 

Cooking: 

Who does the most cooking? - 

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - 

Who does the grocery shopping? -

How often do they bake desserts? -

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - 

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? -

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - 

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - 

Chores: 

Who cleans the room? - 

Who is really against chores? - 

Who cleans up after the pets? -

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? -

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? -

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? -

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - 

Who takes the dog out for a walk? -

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? -

What are their goals for the relationship? -

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? -

Who plays the most pranks? - 

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Send (ง’̀-‘́)ง to punch my muse and see how they react.

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reasons to not kiss him: 1. you weren’t raised to love tender. 2. when he’s around all you do is tremble. when he’s around you want to get on your knees. look how much power he has over you. it’s dangerous. 3. he’s too good at forgiving and you’re too good at violence. 4. you know what they say about monsters. you know what happens to the boys who love them. are you going to do that to him? 5. your hands don’t know how to be gentle. think about the last beautiful thing that shattered in your palms. the fresh rosebuds crumbling between your fingers like a bruise. you wolf-boy, you war machine. you wouldn’t know how to hold something magic and not destroy it. 6. if you hurt him it might kill you 7. if you hurt him you might kill yourself. 8. you are very bad at rehabilitation. this is one addiction you’d fail to give up. he’s going to ruin you for all other kisses and all other boys and you’ll spend the rest of your life trying to forget his name. 9. you still aren’t sure he isn’t a dream. 10. if you kiss him, you might wake up.reasons to kiss him: 1. because he’s beautiful. 2. because he asked.  3. because he preceded please with, i’m not afraid of you.

yes & no // natalie wee (via wondersmithinc)

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Actor Tyler Hoechlin attends the Vanity Fair And FIAT Toast To ‘Young Hollywood’ at Chateau Marmont on February 23, 2016 in Los Angeles, California.

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snogfairy:

but imagine, really imagine your OTP….

leaning their foreheads together, completely out of breath after a long kiss

waking up together after their first time

as grandparents

holding hands romantically for the first time

falling asleep on the couch

staring at each other from across the room like the lovestruck idiots they are

meeting again after being separated for a year

being incredibly, absolutely, blissfully happy

having a mental breakdown after watching the other die

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“Do you understand what you’ve done?”   (insp.)

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“ You wouldn’t. ” Derek muttered as he watched the other slowly undress, Yep, she definitely would.

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“Eeeyy Derek! How about you take off those pants for me?” She said leaning against the door frame.

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“ ................. .. .. ..... .. ...What type of cake? ”

            ‘ I head you brooding again so I bought cake. ‘

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