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i just wanted to show off my spray transfer but damn why do i reload so much
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i wish i could curl up my forearm and launch my spear-like hand at peoples faces like a deadly cobra strike. but they wont let me. im not ready for it yet
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building beautiful three story homes in the oklahoma countryside as ritualistic offerings to the tornado gods
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my dog has an unnatural shadow and im uploading videos of it to my patreon for $45 dollars/per month
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Oldguy problems: when your diving licence is so old it predates human writing
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Oldguy problems: when you stub your toe against a the last woolly mammoth
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Patch notes:
- Inaction no longer counts as an Action
- Inaction no longer generates Consequences at the same rate as Action
- Problems now disappear or resolve if Ignored
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today someone asked me what my favorite even-toed ungulate is… god, who could decide?
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sorry bro I didn't hear your bit I got a little distracted reflecting upon my inadequacies
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ohhhh i see whats wrong with you. youree asking chat g p t things you shoild be asking to yahoo answers
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