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New Golds Trainer with their clients …

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- Come on man, tell me how you feel?

- Everything feels a little tingly. Warm. Is this what it was like for you?

- You bet and it just gets better. Let the water do its thing. You’re finally getting a little meat on those scrawny bones bro.

- ‘Bro’? Is that what happens if I stay in too long? I start to sound like that…

- Always so anxious. You can sound however you want… just stop all that overthinking. Let the water calm those thoughts. Doesn’t your body feel good? Doesn’t a little muscle feel good? Come on tell me. Tell me how it feels.

- Fine. It feels… good. I mean I don’t… didn’t… like muscle isn’t really my thing. But mmm… it feels… nice.

- Yeah it just gets more powerful, longer you’re in here. Let it bro.

- Oh fuck. Yeah it’s getting intense. Mmmm woah. You seeing this? I’m like actually growing. Ha I’m taller...

- And wider dude. Getting some nice shoulders and an actual chest bro.

- I’m getting… pecs. I got… pecs. And you see these arms bro?

- haha ‘bro’

- Shit. No. I’m sounding like you… no like… wait… I didn’t want to get… fuck it feels good… bro… no… gotta get out…

- Get out? But we’re just startin to have fun. Look at me bro. Show my that body. Let me see that sexy jawline come in. Tell me how you feel.

- Ughhhh fuck… nah I gotta… mmm… fuck…

- Yeah man. Embrace it. Come on. Look at me. Tell me how you feel.

- Mmmmm… fuuuuuuuck… … bro … you … you were totally right…. Fuck… Look at me…. huhu…

- Oh I am

- Like what you see bro? Cause… mmmmm… there’s so much more to me now

- Ha why don’t you show me bro? So glad you agreed to join me.

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mellow mallard

get his fat ass off the field THIS INSTANT !!!! i'm not lettin' one of you idiotic kinksters ruin this game by flooding us out with juice!!

alternate versions below the break

(what did you just say to me? 'i like my geese drippy?' oh hell no)

(more like MARSH mallow mallard ....)

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[M4A] Twink Boy Berry Expansion[blueberry inflation, gay, belly expansion]

This was rotting in my drafts lol. PLEASE ENJOY!

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Inspired by @mitchgold

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As the officer exited his vehicle and approached, I readied the device and awaited him. He arrived at my window; I rolled it down and feigned ignorance as to why he pulled me over but was still calm and compliant." Hi, sir, I'm Officer Colt. "You were going 50 in a 35. "Can I get your license and insurance?" The young officer spoke, his boyish charm begging me to complete my task.

Traffic Stop

3am, he should be parked just off the side of the road. I thought to myself. As I drove down the road, I saw the patrol car just sitting there, so I began to speed up. And right on cue, I saw his lights turn on and begin flashing; the traffic stop had begun as planned. As I pulled over, I looked back and got a glimpse of the officer, and it was him, perfect. You see, a while back I was pulled over by this same officer; he was young, cute, and had an adorable charm to him, so I spent the next few months learning his schedule, his route, and his habits, and now it was all falling into place. I had purchased a cheap beater car with cash, put fake plates on, and practiced controlling my excitement at the moment to come, and the most important piece was a small, hand-sized device I had gotten ahold of, a device that could "work miracles," I was told. It was time.

"Of course, Officer, I have my insurance on here; let me show you," I said as I pointed the device at him, ready to trigger. The moment was now; my heart was racing, and I could barely contain myself.

"I don't know how that could show me—" the officer started to speak, but the device blinded him with a flash. The disoriented officer began stumbling back.

"Agh, what the hell?!" The Officer yelled, thankfully this stretch of road was on the edge of the city and was deserted at that time.

"It's okay, you're going to feel great when this is over; there's no use fighting it, stud," I reassured the officer.

"I... I... what's happening?" the officer stammered out. He was thrashing about but now seemed to slow down, his brow heavy with sweat and his breathing becoming more and more staggered. Shortly after, the officer began to shrink down, slowly getting smaller and smaller. I smiled, knowing the device had done its task and the process was almost done.

"Who ar..." the officer tried to get out before he completely shrank down. I walked up and picked him up; he had become a toy action figure, complete with packaging, trapped smiling forever, perfect. As I was leaving, I made sure to use the device on his patrol car; after all, what's a cop without his car? As I drove home, I looked at the officer in my passenger seat and thought to myself, "You'll look great next to a Deputy and a Marine I have on the shelf."

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David Mendoza

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Dan Rockwell

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Hirsute heavyweights.

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Muscles in the morning tides.

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Rafael Brandao: @rafabrandaopro

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