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Escape Artist
Featuring Quiver and Robber Guy
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Many moons ago, I studied abroad basically as far away from Massachusetts as possible. One day, I was walking back from class while wearing a shirt from my college back in Worcester, and this random dude was walking towards me when he suddenly stopped, pointed at me, and shouted, "I know that school! I'm from Worcester!" I then pointed at him and shouted, "Cool!" Then we bonded over being in a foreign country, why we were there, and the lack of Dunkin' Donuts and went our separate ways.
Back then, the closest Dunkin' required an international flight. When I went back to visit recently, I was delighted to find Dunkin' had expanded.
Not many people know this, but that was the natural MAgnetism that all Massachusetts residents gain as a passive buff. It's actually stronger if you're wearing town/city/college merch and the other person is from that city/town
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“jesus died for you” well i didn’t ask him to do that and my therapist says i am not responsible for other peoples actions
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first day as a second century warlord i have my men tie branches to their horses’ tails to stir up dust and make it look like there’s a lot of us but i forget it just rained so there isn’t any dust and the enemy can clearly see there’s like twenty of us all spread out in a line
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The first rule of violent trench warfare is to have fun and be yourself
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You’ve been hit by 🔪
You’ve been struck by 🔪
A Roman Senator 🔪🔪🔪
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christmas eve what about christmas adam
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Demons and monsters that torture people because they feed on human suffering are so dumb. People are suffering everywhere my guy go literally any place and take a deep whiff.
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Girl they sent me a null link..
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I’m so happy for them
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The news of the WGA deal is wonderful! However I just want to make a note of the news articles that will report on this:
It will be subtle, and you may not even notice it, but the language used in many articles will imply that SAG-AFTRA is still to blame for hollywood being shut down.
REMEMBER, THE ACTORS STRIKE IS STILL 100% THE FAULT OF THE STUDIOS AND THE AMPTP.
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does evil marinette steal more or less phones than regular flavor marinette
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