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propaganda i'm not falling for:

dubai chocolate

proteine-obssessed diet

$500 concerts tickets

labubu

disney live action remakes

pickleball

tom cruise and brad pitt redemption arcs

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I knew I was getting close to Textile City. I could see their monument, a colossal weaving device, looming in the distance.

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Granby & Iskierka, circa 1809

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Feel free to count series as one work instead of multiple, or use whatever metric you want, I'm not the fanfic length police.

bonus: tell me the fic in the tags!

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byron donalds gave his life to christ in a cracker barrel parking lot. now you too can learn what religion you can convert to in a fast food restaurant parking lot by spinning these handy links!

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unreasonably charmed by Pendant in the shape of a ram's head, Eastern Mediterranean, 5th–4th century BC, made of glass

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sharks every time theres a cataclysmic extinction event: damn thats crazy. anyway

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forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that

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God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth to climb trees and play with plastic animals are buying foundation at the drug store

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depressed steampunk guy: like nothing makes me happy anymore i feel like my fantastical flying contraption just ran out of coal

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welcome to the Murdersex zine, a zine celebrating all things sex and murder. but um. we don't want to romanticize it or anything so don't make your submissions too murdersexy. we will do extensive background checks on all applicants and if we decide a past work of yours has too much sexy murder we'll have to remove you, sorry. we have limits, you know, we want a tasteful gory spread you could put on your coffee table, and having the Wrong people in it would kill the vibe (and we condemn all killing! wholeheartedly!)

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roommates getting top surgery and they put a tracking chip on him and now im getting updates like hes a pizza

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When a small mammal scrunches up and cleans its face and whiskers with its little hands very rapidly. I just wanted to give you that thought for a moment did u like it.

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sometimes you gotta bite the bullet and put "text your friend whom you love and genuinely want to talk to" on your to-do list because otherwise it is not getting done

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love how heathers was like you cannot fix him. you cannot save his sorry ass. he’s going to blow himself up on the football field and you’re just going to have to live with that, babe!