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i DO NOT care if the electraheart album is satire. in my heart of hearts i AM a primadonna girl. all i ever wanted was the world
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Project 2025 will go down in history as the most poorly planned, inefficient waste of talent in human history.
Millions of dollars and man hours spent training and retaining the most qualified workers, only to have Putin wipe them all out via First Felon.
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brennan i am obsessed with your insane homeschool swag
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billy kaplan is so powerful he can use his magic to warp reality in thousands of different ways he could literally destroy civilization with so much as thought but i bet you anything i bet you fucking anything that he enchants a jar of nutella so that it’s just neverending nutella Forever
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