hurenoshmureno

[hurenoshmureno]

(hit the image limit multiple times, check the notes for the full conversation)

[hurenoshmureno]

I do actually care marginally about the guy in that reddit screenshot who voted for Trump and is now worried that he might lose his medicaid funding because I did not fucking stutter when I said healthcare is a human right but the people losing their internships and job offers to the hiring freeze are straight up hilarious.

[hurenoshmureno]

the funniest and most tragic moment in steven universe is the scene that implies that Pearl pulls bitches like a professional dog walker but doesn't know how phones work so her place on earth is being a life-changing futch fling for every dyke on the east coast there's probably a gay bar in maryland where they talk about the twiggy bird chick that eats milf pussy like it's the last edible thing on earth and they dont even know about the city full of thousand year old neon lesbian amazons who are pent up 24/7 from The War and leaving room for jesus cause they're always hanging out with their softboy nephew who might be the second coming of christ

[hurenoshmureno]

it sucks being an American because people from other countries will make fun of you for liking burger and you will try to be like NO! I EAT OTHER FOOD TOO! but you can't get the words out because you're too busy salivating over the idea of burger

[hurenoshmureno]

at the JRPG cafe, and the drink sizes are sod, soda, and sodaga

[hurenoshmureno]

THEY MIGHT HAVE FIGURED OUT WHATS CAUSING LONG COVID?!?!???

[hurenoshmureno]

I don’t know how to embed a video on here, but this quote so poetically explained a concept I couldn’t put into words.

[hurenoshmureno]

It’s funny how sacabambaspis is like the funniest looking animal in every hypothetical except for that one picture that makes me feel like I’m about to be killed

[hurenoshmureno]

[hurenoshmureno]

[hurenoshmureno]

[hurenoshmureno]

[hurenoshmureno]

[hurenoshmureno]

[hurenoshmureno]

this is funny as fucking hell actually

[hurenoshmureno]

the original leeroy jenkins video was posted may 11th 2005… 10 years ago today… yowee