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originally this was just the drawing of asgore but a friend suggested i redraw the whole thing

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PAST. PRESENT. FUTURE

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women with deadpan humor get behind me. a man is about to miss your joke and explain that what you said is not accurate

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he was so real for this. i really must

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porn isn't evil or misogynistic you just grew up culturally christian and are scared of sex

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they're holding my fucking thang hostage for $6

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There are some characters where giving them therapy and cleaning them up is the fanfiction equivalent of buying antique furniture and painting it white

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when i have a crush i dont kick my feet or twirl my hair instead i am in my kitchen at 3am pacing in circles with my hands clasped behind my back like a middle-aged divorced detective haunted by a cold case he just cant crack

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TETO TAKEOFF

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just started watching TSHD and honestly it's a masterpiece because yoshiki is repeatedly having the worst day of his life living with a thing wearing his best friend's corpse meanwhile "Hikaru" thinks he's in a studio ghibli movie

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estrogen is a ploy by big women to sell more women

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a moth flies out of my wallet and I instantly kill it with my sword, awarding me the gold pieces necessary to make my purchase

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had a dessriel moment

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what the fuck