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Twink death this Twink death that. idgaf bend it over pretty please

-🎀

my man

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Okay. I just love them all so much

Medic, lost his actual medical license for malpractice and dipped to become a mercenary - he’s German and has a bunch of little doves that he loves and he experiments on people 😩😩😩 he’s going grey around his temples and there’s a picture of him with his lab coat ripped open and you can see his fat hairy chest. He’s the type of guy to preform surgery with your cock inside him.

Spy, is French - he’s so mysterious and distant and he left his family because he was a danger to them and I just want to fuck him until he’s not so cynical and depressed (and he feels old, mostly because he’s greying and losing his hair - but he’s like 56). And he has this little watch that makes him invisible and I just want to fuck him in the middle of the enemies base while invisible and hope we don’t get caught.

Sniper!!! Australian (technically New Zealander) sniper, stakes out a place for hours, has kidney problems and pisses in jars - he’s like a rabid coyote, smells like musk and dirt (with chest hairrrr). But there’s just something about fucking him while he’s trying to shoot someone, trying to keep him quiet so he doesn’t reveal your position.

Scout - Boston. This man has daddy issues, he’s definitely the type of guy to say ‘let’s put our beds together in Minecraft.. JK, I’m not GAY.’ While having a bi panic. He’d be the type of guy to write of a guy crush as just admiration and stick to that until he’s impaled on your cock, face pressed into the couch cushions as you fill him with cum - then he thinks *maybe* he likes dudes.

And engineer. 😝😝😝 he’s southern, short and chubby. Just wanna kiss on him and take him gently - because he definitely has a complex, he thinks he has to be dominant and in control because he’s been made fun of (he went and got 11 doctorates, this man has an inferiority complex.) and I just want to take care of him, feed him, massage his aching shoulders, have him build himself a fuck machine and watch him use it on himself.

God, I ramble when I’m horny. It doesn’t help that this is currently my hyperfixation.

Thank you for listening to me Hurling!

-🐉

your horny rambles are definitely my favourite kind of ask i get from you. all of them sound so delicious, especially scout and engineer? you’re making me want to play tf2 solely because of the characters. the sniper scenario you’ve put in my head definitely won’t be going away this easily i fear and i’m not complaining <3 <3

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i think you’re really nice, i really appreciate how nice you are. have a great day 🌻🐈

oh. thank you so much 😭

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I come back from a little break from your beautiful space to pussy eating and buff men in lingerie, hurly I had to sit down on the train, oh my god, hurly I’ve been hungry for both now I’m starving in a way I’m shaking from horniness I’ve been too busy with life to enjoy the simpler things in life (service topping duh!!) but either way your to blame hurly, and I’m mad at you, WHICH IS A LIE because I could never be mad at you for feeding me to well bite the hand that feeds you? Nah it’s shove the fingers of the hands that feeds you down your throat ahem anyways really random but the bird feathers I’ve been collecting are starting to rot and it’s making me sad no matter how cool it looks,

Much much love 🍀

this is hilariously endearing lmaoooo?? as the saying goes life is never too busy for tumblr porn. it’s just a staple. you definitely have the right to be mad at me (i should’ve announced the hiatus beforehand) but i’m glad that we’re both back on track now. thank you for the lovely rant lol also bird feathers? tell me about them!!

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kuroo, akaashi, iwaizumi, ushijima and tsuki’s brother? you have a type don’t you?

not sure how to group them but i kinda see the correlation?

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You mentioned Tokyo revengers and the three years that I spent hyperfixating on that show immediately came back to me like Vietnam war flashbacks.

I know you mentioned you dropped it, but I do have to ask if you ever cared for any other character than Takemichi?(I never liked him either lol, my personal favourite is Kisaki!) I’m just curious since the show is still one of my favourites despite the mid main character. -🎮

yeahh of course!! kisaki was one of my favourites too!! i really liked that ironically his “cruelty” was a result of his past inferiority complex and he was just a really fulfilling and well-crafted antagonist. i also really enjoyed sanzu’s character

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I know I’m VERY late to the party but welcome back hurling! Disgusting raunchy smut about submissive whimpering men hasn’t been the same without you! (Let’s pretend this is a normal thing I just said)

-the anon who poked your blog to check if you were alive

disgusting raunchy smut about submissive whimpering men sounds about right. i hope the filth i create will flood your tl in the days to come 🤍

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click. the lock turns. master’s home. 

he quickly switches off the vibe he had teased himself with just moments ago, slathered with slick and cum, quickly scrambling into position on your bed. ass raised, thighs spread, tits pressed into the mattress. a good puppy. 

he can hear your quiet, approaching footsteps, the soft sigh that comes with tiring work hours. he’ll make you feel better, won’t he? he always does. 

he can feel himself quivering, half in anticipation, half overstimulated from the hours he spent fucking himself with his fingers, wishing they were yours instead. 

you’re right outside, now. he can hear the creak of the doorknob, slowly twisting. your breath has quickened. are you excited to see me too? he trembles, letting out a soft moan.

you stop at the sound of that. he doesn’t like that you stopped. he twists his head to glance at you. he knows you like it when he does that—tilts his neck at the right angle, bats his lashes prettily.

there’s a look of bewilderment on your face, frightened, almost, eyebrows knit together, face pale with disgust. that’s not the reaction he wanted at all. you’re hurting him. how could you?

“get the fuck out of my house,” you spit, venomous, finger twitching where it’s placed on the trigger of your shotgun. like you’re about to shoot a dog. “or i’ll fucking kill you.” 

he scrambles for his life on all fours. after all, a good puppy, even when facing the wrath of its owner, does what its told. 

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🍬 anon is speaking to me in the language of gods.

Kuzan being a priest, devoted to his craft - he purifies the wicked and cleanses sin, he is the light in a hallway of darkness, the doorway to salvation..

But then you enter his confession booth, his temptation, his pride before the fall. You started going to church a couple months ago and his eyes began to wonder.. like a moth to a flame he is drawn to you. During sermons he feels an unfamiliar heat rush down his spine, during prayer he catches your eye and his cunt throbs..

And suddenly you’re in his booth confessing to sinful, lustful feelings - feeling that make his usually cold self burn hotter than even the stars! You’re confessing to thoughts of your tongue dipping between thighs, of your cock sliding between folds and pressing into spots inside that has Kuzan whining and rubbing his legs together.

But he’s a devoted messenger of god and he sees that you are.. struggling with your sinful urges. And he must help you, it’s his purpose.

He beckons you into his side of the booth, promising you deliverance. He sees you, large, heat radiating off of you in delicious waves and he can feel himself dripping.

He pulls his vestments to his chest, his pussy throbbing between his quaking thighs, his face flushed and his fingers shaking. He whispers that to save your soul you must cleanse yourself in the water of god, and as gods vessel upon this earth this water is within him - and because of the unique nature of your sin.. you must plunge what tempts you into the light!

Your fingers are tangled in his curled hair, your hot mouth along his throat as the head of your cock pushes into his cunt.. and he realises that you are no person, but a demon, hellbent upon tempting him from the salvation.

Your cock is so hot within him, he can barely stand it. His life devoted to a higher power now forced to the back of his mind and now all he can think of is devoting himself to you. Becoming the vessel for your child instead of a god, fat with a kid with another on his hip - your body as hot as hellfire inside of him it makes him breathless.

He wants to devote himself to you.. wholly.

- 🐉

Love you Hurly Bird 👋

ohhhhh my god you’re driving me insane here. using a confessional for that is genius plot. he did tell you to confess your sins, after all...

your eyes are golden when they meet his—you’re no human. and yet kuzan cannot make himself let go of the divine pleasure that has dug its roots into him like the forbidden tree that had made eve and adam sin. he parts his lips to sigh, but a low, filthy sound is dragged out from the abyss of his soul, low flames tickling at the berth of his belly, sinking into him like an anchor into a soft sandbed.

he’s cleansing your sins. he’s doing you good. he’s doing the lord’s work. he has your head buried deep between his thighs and the forked tongue of a demon caressing his most intimate regions, and he’s smearing your face and lips with his holy water.

drink of me, kuzan thinks, eyes fluttering shut as a gasp is torn from him. and you shall never sin again. when he opens them again, he catches a glimpse of heaven before you drag him to the depths of hell.

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4 for ask game? sorry if you already responded and I didn't see

4. a story idea you haven’t written yet

i’ll do one for op and one for jjk. for starters, there’s a cnc ftm!sanji fic that i’ve drafted in my head since last year. basically reader dresses up as a marine and interrogates a tied-up sanji about the strawhats’ location by torturing his cunt, but sanji gets so sexually frustrated in the middle that he begs reader to abandon roleplay and just fuck him already.

for jjk there’s merman prince!satoru who “captures” human!reader, but when reader resists and ends up pinning satoru down, the poor thing gets so terribly aroused his slit ends up opening... the rest that happens is self-explanatory.

for this ask game

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Heyyy!

Question - what's the most hard to watch anime / show you've ever watched? I'm talking annoying, horrible main character that makes you want to claw your eyes out, EXTREME levels of second-hand embarrassment, and just overall messy; a train wreck you just can't help but look at.

My answer personally? The Summer I Turned Pretty. Everything I know about it is against my will 😭

And the worse part? I started season 1 with two of my friends because we've seen people talking about season 3 on TikTok and Twitter and like the nosy bitches we are and because we wanted context to feel included, we started season 1. Only 4 episodes in with 3 more to go and we were already crashing TF out.

Fomo and being curious, but at what cost 😪 😔

i’ve heard of how cliché “the summer i turned pretty” is but i didn’t know it was that bad. judging by the synopsis... you can already tell where it’s going lol.

and i know i might get certain levels of disagreement on this but i personally could not bring myself to finish tokyo revengers. i was hoping for takemichi to have some decent character development but it just... never happened? dude just kept getting beat up and i got fed up, so i dropped it

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Now that you’re back Hurly Wurly, I can unload my heinous evil horny thoughts on you.

Now, I might be showing off my age here, the characters from the game Team Fortress 2.

They all just do something to me; medic my beloved, sniper, engineer, SPY 😈😈

Yeah, I want to touch them. 😛

And they’re all at least a little unhinged and wild - grey around the edges and just ready for action, I just wanna be buried between hairy pecs, fondling their soft spots, hands on ass - it’s just the dream *whimsical sigh*.

- 🐉

as usual i’d be more than happy to hear your evil horny thoughts. i’ve never played it, but please tell me more about what you want to do with them!!! they all sound super sexy from what you’ve described

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holy parasocial relationship 😭

it’s not parasocial if it’s not one-sided... jk

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his circumstances have pushed him to the brink so many times. born to have happy life with his family forced to basically be killed every two seconds and be isolated from those he loves. also he watches porn for the plot I'm pretty sure

- ♟️ (heard the "would love to hear more about him" and wrote this in a frenzy. I promise I'll actually write something decent soon I just have fatal levels of brainrot. thank you for feeding me hurling)

i thought you were talking about shinji from nge at first but you did say it was from some niche stuff so probably not. take your time lolol the brainrot is always the best part of discovering a character you’re obsessed with

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sometimes, i just want to write something that fits toji's character (he is so tragic and i love him). but, i just end up writing how much i want to breed that man and get him pregnant with triplets. 😭

-toji anon

it’s the opposite for me. the things i’ve written for toji cannot be released to the general public...

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WELCOME BACK

(Leaps at you for a hug)

-🎮

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hurling i love you