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t shirt that says if you do not give me written instructions i will kill myself

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You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse

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im gonna kill myself [remembers that suicide jokes make people uncomfortable] uhh [in valley girl voice] im like soooo totally gonna blow my brains out... [waiting for polite laughter that never comes] sorry [remembering that i apologise too much and i need to work on that] No im not

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have you seen my berry its about 1 inch tall and 1 inch wide and 1 inch long

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I really do not like seeing america creating hoaxes about iran or north korea or russia potentially nuking them when it is the only country in the world to have dropped the atomic bomb

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hi guys. woke up to this on my phone today. zero fucking recollection of writing this down

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Ugh music is so good

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wish I was a teddy bear wearing a raincoat or some shit what the fuck

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this is how your email finds me:

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dino saurs were not scary monsters they were mamas with eggs and when they drank water they were like fuckk yessss waterrrr

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(after getting attacked by a one-episode creature) whatever that was, it's gone now...

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life is starting to feel like this scene from icarly

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have you guys heard of noodles? that shit is thick or thin depending

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so much of life is needing to pee. enough already

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yeah man

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“…sometimes I think about Scully as Mulder’s human credential.”

Inside The X-Files (FX special, Season 5 DVD box set) Featured episodes: Memento Mori (4x14)  |  Paper Hearts (4x10)