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So pwetty 💌😍

Orange ball!! ORANGE BALL!!

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i saw a tweet ab this and honestly it made me super sad. i like todd but his song was literally a joke and it’s kinda upsetting how his friends and the viewers are giving it more hype than scotts album or something like that yk... :/

i guess it’s easier for them to hype up a joke rather than something serious?

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Almost had a fucking heartache because I thought this girl said "I want a slave" birch I'm dumb. She said sleeve

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bi moodboard except its for when its 3am and ur tired but cant sleep

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my brain: okay so the hyper fixation you will carry through your life will be Scooby doo. for the next 20 years you are going to accumulate and remember in excruciating detail, everything about the Scooby doo franchise

me: cool

the internet: *shaggy meme*

me: wow! this seems like a really good excuse to finally employ my vast knowledge of Scooby doo, that has previously had no use, huh?

my brain: I honestly didn’t think we’d get this far…

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i am still (im)patiently waiting for my scooby-doo live action, netflix series!! the one filled with blood & gore. the one where the villains are not only masked crooks, but also top wanted murderers, that actually intend on killing the kids of mystery inc. the one where fred & daphne are getting “jinkey with it” on a regular basis in the back of the van. the one where lesbian, science geek, feminist, velma dinkly kicks major ass. the one where dynamic duo shaggy & scooby have john mulaney levels of comedy, while unintentionally being the hero’s of every episode by unmasking the fiend in whatever shenanigans they are caught up in.

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reading classic lit is like: *underlines gay parts* *underlines gay parts*  *underlines gay parts* *underlines gay parts*  *underlines gay par

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Protip for men: if marriage is a horrifying concept for you and you think it is an evil trap, do not buy a ring and ask a woman to marry you

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everyone feels robbed of ideal teenage years that don’t really exist 

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gay pride lockscreens

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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH ! Some of my favorite LGBTQ+ characters, wallpaper format !

I originaly wanted to draw 11 of them, with a couple mashups but i largely underestimated the work i had to do ;-; So i only drew 5 (next year i will start sooner argh)

The complete list of all the characters i wanted to draw below the cut

Keep reading

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October gay moods

Holding your partners hand to keep them warm

Trying to find a couples costume

One of you loving a candy the other hates

Buying each other seasonal drinks

Cuddling up and watching spooky movies

Walking with them and stepping on all the crunchy leaves

Kissing their cold little nose

Fyck I’m so gay

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As soon as OTW asks for donation, Tumblr and Twitter are bombarded by outraged posts and comments, like YOu mUsT NoT dOnAtE bEcAuSe OMG AO3 ALLOWS ALL SORT OF FICS! THEY DON’T RESPECT THE STANDARD OF THE PURITY POLICE!!!

And I’m here like