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Every time I see someone draw Logan laying on Wade or being held by Wade and they're like "ignore that his adamantine ass weighs like 300 lbs" I remember two things:

Firstly I remember that the "300(ish) lbs" is accounting for his comic height of 5'3", not his Hugh Jackman height of 6'1", which probably means we're not looking at a 300 lbs boyfriend. We're looking at like a 500 lbs weighted blanket boyfriend.

Secondly I remember that Wade, at least in the early comics, has super strength. I don't remember exactly how much he can lift, but with an ability with super strength he's gotta be able to lift at least 500 lbs. Plus, like, y'all, we all saw the Honda Odyssey fuck fight scene. Wade was tossing Logan around just as much as Logan was tossing around Wade.

So I don't wanna hear any more of this "but Logan is too heavy for Wade! 🥺" stuff. You give that Wade his heavy weighted blanket boyfriend. Put that Wolverine in his lap, he's got him. You show Logan getting uppies. Get that senior citizen in a bridal carry.

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Gays! Homos, even.

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Poolverine marriage proposal fic?

Wade ducks his head into the crook of Logan’s neck, breaths long and deep. It’s warm in the space here, and his nightmare riddled, sleep-plagued mind thinks he’d quite like to move in. “Marry me?” He murmurs, lips pressed to the skin. Logan sighs. “Ask me properly.” - The one where Wade asks five times for Logan to marry him, and the one time Logan says yes.

here u go anon! soz it took a while and its a lil short but i hope u like it :)

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If Nicepool went along with them in the Honda Odyssey:

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deadpool and wolverine still trending after 7 weeks yall. i fear they are never leaving my brain.

those two immortal losers with a fighting kink truly got us in a chokehold huh?

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Old men yaoi

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… A quicky before work

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die with a smile ❤💛

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Steve opens the floodgates, so to speak

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Poor Logan went from having no one to haveing a adhd boyfriend a daughter a wired ass coke addicted elderly blind roommate and a wrinkly naked rat dog in the span of two days and I know he is just there trying to process what the fuck is happening

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Enjoy some sleep deprived doodles

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Just a guy and his Peanut ✨❤️

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ok one more poolverine before we return to regular scheduling,,,,

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Something something, living rent free in my mind and such, anyway I love them.

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What was considered peak masculinity back in the 2000s is now considered as little meow meow energy in 2024

This clearly shows how far we've progressed and become even more improved versions of ourselves.

As for this godly man, he's still as fiery and yet so sweet even two decades later, if not more, as he was all those years ago.

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I have so much respect for Ryan R Reynolds for playing the long game. For YEARS he pitched scripts, dropped references, made phone calls, begged, PLEADED with studios to make his gay ass ship sail, despite one of the characters being played by an actor who LITERALLY RETIRED. And yet he never gave up. He kept going for so long that he eventually PULLED THAT ACTOR OUT OF RETIREMENT to do it. They slipped past censors with an r rating and LOADS of subtext to create what is possibly the gayest superhero movie of all time. And Ryan finally got to live out his homoerotic dreams to see his deadpoolxwolverine5everrrr ship become as close to canon as physically possible AND also flirt with Hugh Jackman for an entire project. It’s the most inspiring story of 2024. Never give up on ur dreams <3 especially if they’re gay as hell

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im gonna be honest i just wanted an excuse to practice drawing shirtless men