He/him gay 30 definitely nsfw yadda yadda sideblog for when I want to ramble on about my Shepards. And now dragon age ocs as well. Often in a horny manner. Steve Cortez was my first video game husband and remains a favorite so wanted to shout out to him. Not a very chaste blog.
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sorry for thinking fully clothed sex is hot. sorry for thinking that making someone ruin multiple layers of valuable fabric separating them from me because they're so desperate for my touch is attractive. i'm so fucking sorry alright.
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I know Steve is a smooth cool cat but also. Lonely and desperate. As a treat. For me.
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Kaidan is a bit timidly like can I touch you and Miles laughs and is like Kaidan you can do whatever you want with me. Sorry that sounded desperate I meant Kaidan you can do whatever you want with me. Sorry I meant-
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Post: Steve dropping-
My stupid horny idiot sex-obsessed brain: Steve dripping 😳
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I want Steve's legs wrapped around Ezra while they're behind some crates.
I make jokes about Ezra being a power-bottom because he's the type of dude to make such jokes but he's actually very vers
#Often they are trying to be discreet and only undress as much as they have to#Fun to imagine Steve's pants are mostly off and his shirt is on and Ezra is mostly dressed#Usually they barely undress at all if it's at the work bench#NSFW
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I make jokes about Ezra being a power-bottom because he's the type of dude to make such jokes but he's actually very vers
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Anyway thinking normal thoughts about Steve being lonely and desperate for love/touch
#A maybe being a little more submissive and breedable.#I don't want one position I want all positions!!!
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Zaeed is not sexy to me if he's being mouthy and domineering -_-
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I want Zaeed to not even realize he's being soft and submissive for Steve until he's in too deep.
#nsfw#Ezra is the favorite child who gets to act out as much as he wants. Zaeed has no such privileges.
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I keep coming up with sexy scenarios in my mind where Zaeed is cornering Ezra like "You don't miss me even a little bit?" and the only way for that to go anywhere other than Zaeed getting a black eye is for it to be in the apartment and Steve is secretly there and Ezra calls out "What do you think, babe?"
And Steve is like you'd better give me a good show or I'm going to have to get in there.
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I want Zaeed to be thrusting in Ezra's mouth shit talking about how much more polite and agreeable he is now and how Steve's really softened him up and then Ezra bites down as hard as he is able in an extremely unsexy way.
And Steve just shrugs "What are you going to do?" while petting the top of Ezra's head like he's a puppy.
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I want Zaeed to be like "Let's see what all the fuss about Shepard's new boyfriend is about" and end up handcuffed to a chair
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Hazy screenshots of a color scheme that I think is a smidge more serious while still having personality.
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Mono-dark purple isn't as unserious as the pink with green splotches watermelon jolly rancher core armor Ezra is often sporting.
But also Andromeda is not as serious a game and Ryder is a less serious character and Noah is generally of the opinion that he could stand to be taken a little less seriously. The armor doesn't really compare to the face full of makeup he wears.
Noah is still like. Op Mary Sue character compared to Ezra and that's part of it. It doesn't matter how unserious Noah might look he's crushing everything in his path beneath the heels he would be wearing if it were combat appropriate.
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Ashley - "She was right. I never would've handed you over to Cerberus, but Liara did. And she was right!"
Ezra - "It worked out, and it almost didn't. If Miranda had had her way-"
"But she didn't. Cerberus brought you back, just like you were."
"The good and ugly, for better or worse."
"For better. You got the collectors, and then got the hell out of there with an awesome crew, an upgraded Normandy-"
"You talked to Karin."
"-And now we have a shot at beating the Reapers!"
"If your point is that I should thank Liara-"
"You don't owe her anything. I'm just saying-"
"She did the damn thing. She did the fucked up awful thing, knowing full well how shitty it was, how pissed it would make me, that I'd never forgive her for it...and she decided she could live with that. Nice sweet baby Liara decided that, and it worked, and the world is better for it, including me. And if you'd been in her shoes, you'd have shown me the proper respect and let me stay dead, and you'd have absolutely nothing to show for it."
"And what are we supposed to do with that?"
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