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happy june egbert banging out the tunes day

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this movie is so fucking creepy jesus fuck

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if u requested Davepetasprite^2: h-hai 👉👈💗💞💜💕💓

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reading a poem a recipe author wrote about her mother who passed and tearing up………. thank you bread recipe for the small dose of heart and tenderness 🥺💖

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Hanzo turns me into boys who say “HIIII” 

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who are those flowers for, mr. morgan?

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I'm really not a very angry person there's just a lot of rage inside me

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what do you mean u don't believe in the concept of virginity?

Nobody’s dick is important enough to change any part of my identity

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POV: you are a lump of fresh dough at the bakery

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Little kitty girl

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oh

my

fucking

god

everyone on mobile click on the rb button on this post and then when it opens the writing screen long press the post button in the upper right

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First day of life up until 6th grade 

Jumped all the way to Freshman year of High School

Then I cut my hair Junior year, why did I do that

Slowly it started growing back and then….

I finally felt comfortable to express myself (the picture on the left was my debut)

At this point in my transition I am 6 months into HRT

A year on HRT

Over a year and a half on hormones. My transition hasn’t been the clearest path but I am so happy that I am on it.

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the funniest thing about zim is that in many ways, hes exactly what irkens idealize: hes driven by the mission, worshipful of the tallest, unable to accept failure, and an absolutely ruthless and vengeful little dude. hes exactly what they want from a soldier and its probably why he made invader at all in impending doom 1.

and yet... hes so goddamn incompetent, and almost entirely because hes so eager to please and unwilling to accept failure (and dont forget that petty streak). he has to lie and reframe his failures, because the irken empire doesnt fail. he has to take revenge on those who hurt him because the irken empire does not let insolence go unpunished and is quick to make an example of those who do not perfectly fall in line (remember when the tallest threw the wrong guy out an airlock for saying he didnt remember what a fuck-up zim was? and then theyre just like ehhh you all get the message)

hes like gods funny little joke on the irken empire for their massive hubris and war crimes. he internalized alllllll their ideals perfectly, and then he went and fucking set his own planet on fire. even sending him off to earth on a fruitless "invasion" couldnt save them from the empire's most loyal servant

irk absolutely deserves all the chaos zim brings them, and i hope one day he serves them to death

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my piece for the @talesofteufort​ zine! thank you so much eggsy for organizing such a fantastic zine!