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tf that wash nd drys u nd you poof into a fluffy clean and dry little arctic fox

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i wish fantasy video games let you be fat

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Anthony Bourdain, Parts Unknown, Colombia, 2013

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EXTREMELY FUCKING FUNNY WAY TO TALK ABOUT PRACTICAL EFFECTS

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you can always put trains in your setting no matter how far back in history

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99% of tops give up before their trans gf gets pregnant, and I think that’s a shame. It’s called mating press Monday for a reason.

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My guardian angels came to visit!

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early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

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can we play laptops? in the meadow

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hi um my liege y-you asked me to um. report back to you when the prisoner you sent into the labyrinth had been, um, dealt with by th-the minotaur. well y-your highness t-there seems to be a bit of an, ahem, issue. no, no the prisoner is still in the labyrinth, y-yes the minotaur found them. i-it just ah, um, it appears that the. it appears that the prisoner and the minotaur are, um, they're-

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there are some things a character should not be able to tell us about themselves EVEN with a gun to their head. depending on the character that could even expand to include "most" things

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I have never once wished for Tolkien to still be alive as much as I do in this moment