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Me: You won’t get me this time, Disney. I’m done with Depp like 500%. And Pirates 4 was a disaster. There’s NO WAY you’re getting me back for Pirates 5–
Disney:
Me:
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I love that her immediate answer is "she would hook up with Jack."
(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNjlM34lflY)
0:43, Keira Knightley, answers what she thinks Elizabeth Swann would be doing during her final days; if the world was ending.
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I wonder how many times in my life acquaintances have seen me at the groceries or elsewhere and actively avoided me.
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@and-white-sunshine !!
The Legend of the Seeker Season One Rewatch will run from April 2 to September 2 (4/2/17-9/2/17)
Check out the whole rewatch schedule here!
And remember to check out #lotsrewatch to keep up with the rewatch!
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it’s so funny how people get upset that gender is a social construct? EVERYTHING is a social construct??? go ask a frog what day of the fuckin week it is, he doesn’t know
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Thank you for agreeing to take the Pre-Employment Assessment Test. Please answer all questions as truthfully as you can.
QUESTION 1: Your wife, the mother of your children, is drowning. You have a life preserver. However, a customer requires your assistance. What do you do?
QUESTION 2: A man has been caught stealing from the company and he is currently awaiting execution. You are the executioner. Do you pull the trigger?
QUESTION 3: Which sentence best describes yourself?
- I have clinical depression.
- I’m ready to be productive!
QUESTION 4: Which sentence best describes yourself?
- I try to do things to the best of ability.
- I am willing to bleed for you.
QUESTION 5: Are you afraid to die?
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I am often lost in my own world, with a frown on my face.
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