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housewife, beauty queen, homewrecker, idle teen

the archetypes + greek goddesses

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reblog if you love vampires, have a healthy appreciation for vampire culture, or actually are a vampire

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Not homo if he wears his soccs, Master.

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Magikarp used burn! It’s super effective!

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me: [at work, ringing up two parents and their toddler who’s sitting in the cart trying to get their attention]

toddler, quietly, waving hands around: [incomprehensible]

mom: what?

toddler, even quieter: [incomprehensible]

dad: you gotta speak up, bud

toddler, at full volume: FUCK.

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how do you think the kronk voice actor feels knowing he’ll only ever be recognized as the kronk voice actor

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The struggle is real

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‘The Lost Generation’ is a sad poem about society that ends with “all this will come true unless we choose to reverse it.” If you read it backwards, each line has an opposite meaning, and it becomes happy.  Source

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OMG! Mind-blowing Octopus Color Change 🐙 By Ig@rubergnick

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My stomach is itchy

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Time to step up your game…

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The pact

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Me

Are there any otter otter lovers here?

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When Scrappy the cat was 7 years old, he developed a rare skin condition that made his fur look like marble. Despite his glaring beauty, he is very grumpy and likes to start fights with neighborhood cats. Source Source 2 Source 3