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I'm like if a fleshlight moaned when you slap it

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it sucks that you can only die once and its permanent.. imagine the kinda sex we could be innovating if that wasnt the case

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Glasses always makes men a little more fuckable and slutty right?

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“what that mouth do” gnaw on bone and chew through ligaments

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you mean you’d really do all that gross shit to me? *heart eyes*

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Don't bully me I'll cum but also don't praise me because I will also cum-

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full time job as a hopeless romantic

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there's no dwelling on what can not be undone

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i got nervous and then i remembered that none of this is real

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