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THE SECOND ONE I CANT FUCKING BREATH

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me: i’m gonna be productive today! gonna do shit!!! here i go!!!!!!!!

me, 4 hours later:

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this is it.

this is the best tweet i’ve seen.

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Real world animals that inspired Pokemon

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spending 90$ all at once: bad

spending 30$ three days in a row: somehow not a problem

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💕💕💕💕

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thor: so you’re saying that my secret older sister is the goddess of death and that you locked her away and imprisoned her for who knows how long but now she is out and beyond powerful and will stop at nothing to conquer asgard……and you didnt think that it was important to ever mention her before????

odin: …………….yes. due to personal reasons i will be passing away now.

thor:

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Okay, I’ll take your Pokémon for a few seconds, then.

Thank you for waiting, we’ve restored your Pokémon to full health. We hope to see you again!

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i cannot stop thinking about this

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So I know all about your protectiveness of Pikachu, but I just saw this video and I wanted to know your opinion on it:

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how a cat looks at you when you turn on the light in a dark room they were sleeping in

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my cat: [gets claw stuck on bed sheet]

me: oh! let me help you-

my cat as soon as i touch her paw:

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Me: *at the grocery store, heading through the bakery toward the donuts because I really shouldn’t but damn it I’m an adult and I want a goddamn donut*

Cake department: