hyacinthistryinghisbest

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Does anyone want a cat? I don't want mine

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Finding my sugar daddies are responsible for almost everything going wrong in my life is so on brand ;-;

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What's a just punishment against snoopers? Asking for a friend

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Hnnrggh

Sooooooo… what are we even supposed to do without mister power fister? We are left with you, me and Totoro here @hyacinthistryinghisbest

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more like loudest lol

@hyacinthistryinghisbest wait wait wait. Tell me something kiddo, are you like the good guys? Or just a bunch of blood thirsty maniacs? Both work for me cause I’m unemployed.

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well whatever you are, you’re pretty cool

@hyacinthistryinghisbest wait wait wait. Tell me something kiddo, are you like the good guys? Or just a bunch of blood thirsty maniacs? Both work for me cause I’m unemployed.

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well the world ending things are kind of out of our hand by now at least for a little while so we can just commit chaos until we find some other thing to do

@hyacinthistryinghisbest wait wait wait. Tell me something kiddo, are you like the good guys? Or just a bunch of blood thirsty maniacs? Both work for me cause I’m unemployed.

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yeah no of course we’re the good guys.... I think? Idk, we’re trying to have the world not die, that counts for being good no? and if we do some questionable stuff on the way it can’t be worse that destroying the world right?

@hyacinthistryinghisbest wait wait wait. Tell me something kiddo, are you like the good guys? Or just a bunch of blood thirsty maniacs? Both work for me cause I’m unemployed.

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i have an idea for your next research, you should ask the youngsters, as you call them, about grooming

anyone lookin forward to @ask-vell-willprobablyignore 's research log 2?

may whatever god is out there have mercy on us and have it be something normal

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anyone lookin forward to @ask-vell-willprobablyignore 's research log 2?

may whatever god is out there have mercy on us and have it be something normal

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Approximately

Research log 1: Adolescent Linguistics

After communicating with 3 teens between the ages of 10-18 I have discovered the following facts:

-Beholders have a certain effect on the size and classification of one’s rear.

-All 3 test subjects attempted to deceive me into believing they posses time travel capabilities because all three stated to intimately know my mother.

-The oldest one of the subjects attempted initiating a romantic connection after calling me “dummy thick” which resulted in a minor, non lethal injury of the subject.

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Too late

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Research log 1: Adolescent Linguistics

After communicating with 3 teens between the ages of 10-18 I have discovered the following facts:

-Beholders have a certain effect on the size and classification of one’s rear.

-All 3 test subjects attempted to deceive me into believing they posses time travel capabilities because all three stated to intimately know my mother.

-The oldest one of the subjects attempted initiating a romantic connection after calling me “dummy thick” which resulted in a minor, non lethal injury of the subject.

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Ik you dont have any but hands have many different uses, some of them do not involve punching

Research log 1: Adolescent Linguistics

After communicating with 3 teens between the ages of 10-18 I have discovered the following facts:

-Beholders have a certain effect on the size and classification of one’s rear.

-All 3 test subjects attempted to deceive me into believing they posses time travel capabilities because all three stated to intimately know my mother.

-The oldest one of the subjects attempted initiating a romantic connection after calling me “dummy thick” which resulted in a minor, non lethal injury of the subject.

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and using a spoon

Research log 1: Adolescent Linguistics

After communicating with 3 teens between the ages of 10-18 I have discovered the following facts:

-Beholders have a certain effect on the size and classification of one’s rear.

-All 3 test subjects attempted to deceive me into believing they posses time travel capabilities because all three stated to intimately know my mother.

-The oldest one of the subjects attempted initiating a romantic connection after calling me “dummy thick” which resulted in a minor, non lethal injury of the subject.

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keep your questions to the end of the demonstration

Research log 1: Adolescent Linguistics

After communicating with 3 teens between the ages of 10-18 I have discovered the following facts:

-Beholders have a certain effect on the size and classification of one’s rear.

-All 3 test subjects attempted to deceive me into believing they posses time travel capabilities because all three stated to intimately know my mother.

-The oldest one of the subjects attempted initiating a romantic connection after calling me “dummy thick” which resulted in a minor, non lethal injury of the subject.