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Sorry we really went from free the nipple, take back the night, slut walks, and ending gender/sex segregation in sports being fucking milquetoast feminism 101 concepts to fucking girl dinner and "I just worry about fairness if we let trans girls play against cis ones" and "it was right of that woman to call the cops on a black man for existing near here in public during the day time because men are all violent monsters" and "radical feminism isn't transphobic we just need to kill all men including trans ones those oppressive traitors" and I will legit never be able to be normal about it. What the FUCK happened. I'd say I wonder what the feminists of my youth would say about this but I'm one and lemme tell ya I want to throw up. Go fucking read bell hooks or do something else useful please because all of this learned helplessness, gender essentialism, and transphobia dressed up as feminism is actively holding us back.

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Yeah but isn’t it only when he’s possessed?

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The eye was for a Magnus post idk the yellow is from that same post but it is a reference to malev whatever that means -

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HUH?? WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?

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So, there was this thing at that school called standards, which is basically a team of students and staff that do a little court trial when a student does something bad enough to be prosecuted. And it’s all completely confidential, but when you’re the archivist, confidential kinda goes out the window.

Now, picture me, awkwardly sitting alone at lunch when someone whose case I had been privy to walks by. Now, me being privy to this information was kind of a side effect of my job and not a feature of it, you have to understand that my knowing was something the standards committee was probably unconsciously aware of (ie. These get sent to the archive, and that’s where this ends, neglecting to realize that the Archivist, me, was a person.) This girl wouldn’t have known that I knew she had brought her roommate to standards, so obviously I stupidly ask “How’s your case going?”

“How do you know about that?”

“Well, knowing things is kinda my job……..” (she’s staring at me) “….archivist?”

And later when she came to the archives to see me, I closed the door.

Do you ever say something you’re not supposed to know and then when questioned say “well… knowing things about the happenings of this school is kind of my job…” and then retreat into the archives like an ass?

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The kindergarten-ification of society

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slowly approaching bear

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Being a pro censorship ao3 user is so insanely cringe. Either use the (incredibly effective and well designed) filtering system to avoid seeing the shit you don't like or stop complaining. Leave the pro censorship rhetoric to Wattpad or smth

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In theory, maybe I get the “we’re all just playing with barbies, they’re fictional characters, no interpretation is incorrect because it’s an interpretation” argument. But actually no, not all takes are equally valid. Framing something as an interpretation doesn’t mean it inherently has merit. Some takes are completely incorrect and betray a fundamental misunderstanding of the source material. They just aren’t a reason to harass people or send death threats

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Do you ever say something you’re not supposed to know and then when questioned say “well… knowing things about the happenings of this school is kind of my job…” and then retreat into the archives like an ass?

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Do you know that Achilles’ dad pulled two gods?!

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I'm sorry but it was too good to disable RBs for so I'll take this hit personally

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Ares: Um...mom, I...got you a gift.

*presents a black colored peacock.*

Hera: Oh wow, he's so...beautiful...but what does he do?

Ares: Watch. HEY APOLLO!

Apollo appears

Apollo: What is this time you...

The Peacock snarls and starts chasing Apollo who screams in terror.

Ares: He hates dads bastard children as much as you do.

Hera sniffles

Hera: This is the best mother's day ever.

Hera and Ares hug while Apollo gets chased by a murderous peacock

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My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.