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obsessed with the april fools day joke from the another crab's treasure devs

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I want this

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AUTHORITY [Heroic: Success] — The machine shows not an ounce of remorse for the slaughter of your kin. No matter, the punishment for this crime will be all the same — death.

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“My lovely wife is waiting, let’s make this quick.”

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Save me, smiling Sol Badguy... save me...

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when two musicians sing into the same microphone and lean in very close to each other… like omg are you guys gonna kiss now to relieve the homoerotic tension?😳

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midwest transmasc t4t couple

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The fun thing about the knights and knaves puzzle is that no matter what goofy variant you come up with, not only has it already been considered, some maniac has worked out the optimal solution. What if there's a third guard who lies or tells the truth at random? It's been done. What if the guards will only answer yes/no questions, and also for some reason they understand your language but refuse to speak it, and you don't know which of the two words they may respond with means "yes" and which means "no"? Literal thesis papers have been written on that one. Logicians are absolute freaks for these guys.

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I'm pretty sure that's operant conditioning. Pavlovian conditioning affects physiological reactions such as drooling, or crying to the sound of ice cubes being dropped in a glass.

Operant conditioning is about reinforcing behaviors, such as getting a bird to push a button for food, or a person ritualistically blowing on dice for good luck

Today on clownery from my fraternity: I started “pavlov training” this guy from my frat as a joke but now it’s actually working

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It also has C(Rad)ily

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You ever have a day so numbingly rough that you go home missing a part of yourself.

My talkativeness is well known among my friends, and yet tonight, I found myself unable to speak

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I tried to discuss at my locals which dual lands would be most delicious to eat and it very quickly became a conversation about cunnilingus

Magic the Gathering tip: most card names can be innuendos if you try hard enough

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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

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I get more excited about Tumblr notifs than anything else because I know for a fact it's in spite of this site rather than because of it.

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I have been told several times that I have a flat affect, and I can't change that. But what I can do is act out the emotions I want to express, and so I do, I laugh loudly, I smile big, I rave with lunacy when something truly has me gripped. I worry often that it isn't enough, but if it isn't, I will at least say that I tried my best

a comic about different types of storytellers

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fromsoftware comic