hydrasaura
hydrasaura
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hydrasaura · 5 hours ago
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why bother caring about the environment when 1. It’s so obviously a lost cause and 2. There’s definitely going to be a nuclear war?
And what are you doing about it Anon? Learn about ecological restoration or get out of my way.
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hydrasaura · 5 hours ago
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I remember this happening in breaking bad
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hydrasaura · 5 hours ago
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The treasures of the wild (berries) have no price, but they do not come without cost. The forest accepts no money, I paid for these berries with a pint of my own blood (the mosquitoes fucking got me).
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hydrasaura · 5 hours ago
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Customer Service Wolf.
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hydrasaura · 16 hours ago
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Fantasy idea: The reason why elves always sound so eloquent and poetic is because they only learn human languages from classic human poems and literature - they are aware that the language in them is very quickly outdated, but it's still easier to maintain and keep up than trying to learn new human vernacular every single new century. They don't talk like that in elvish. Going like
"If all came to pass as my eyes see and my heart pieces it together, it was wolves who tore our camp asunder. At the darkest hour, in the shelter of the night and emboldened by the shadows and our unguarded, defenseless sleep, they emerged from the woods like gaunt thieves to seek whatever they could take."
[another elf, in elvish] "What did you say?"
"Wolves. Them fucking varmints ripped up our shit."
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hydrasaura · 21 hours ago
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"PROFESSION"
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environmental storytelling
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hydrasaura · 24 hours ago
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Especially those who have experienced vast amounts of cruelty and injustice as well.
MY FAVORITE PEOPLE ARE THOSE DEEPLY IN LOVE WITH THE WORLD DESPITE KNOWING THEY'RE NOT EXEMPT FROM ITS CRUELTY
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hydrasaura · 2 days ago
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I often think about killing myself but then I remember overwatch Moira and think ''damn i wanna be her so bad i can't give up just yet''
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hydrasaura · 2 days ago
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hydrasaura · 3 days ago
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(guy who literally has easy access to painkillers voice) ough,,, everything aches,,, ouch, if only,,, there was something i could do to stop this,,,,,, guess ill just put up with it,,,,
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hydrasaura · 3 days ago
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reminder that gazafunds is a great website.
each time you load the site, it shows one randomly selected, verified fundraiser that's low on funds.
extremely straightforward, & an easy to remember url. it's my go-to when I'm able to give; removes any room for procrastination or overthinking.
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hydrasaura · 3 days ago
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I love fandom misogyny posts like these:
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hydrasaura · 3 days ago
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complimented a cashier on her turtle pin this morning and she said "oh thanks, I am a little bit of a Turtle Person" with the carefully contained energy of Cookie Monster telling you he's mildly fond of chocolate chips
I hope she and the multiple tons of turtle merch she definitely has at home are having a wonderful day
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hydrasaura · 3 days ago
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I find it very offensive that the more unwell you are, the more things you have to do to maintain your health. Things like following special diets, going to medical appointments, making big and important decisions about what treatments to use. At the same time, the more unwell you are the less energy you have to do all of these extra things. It seems grossly unfair.
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hydrasaura · 3 days ago
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staying up until 1am with your friends is like. wow we’re so fucking cool we’re so fucking badass we should go on a road trip or become famous or maybe hang out here forever because i dont wanna be anywhere that isnt with you guys im so full of love and joy and a live fast die young mentality. and staying up until 1am by yourself is like. for the third time this year i am genuinely contemplating suicide. good thing i dont have the executive function to clean up my room
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hydrasaura · 4 days ago
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haaaaHaaaaHAAAA
WTF IS THIS AAAAAAAHHHHHHH
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WHY DOES ISAYAMA LOVE TO TORTURE US WITH WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
NOW I DEMAND A NEW SERIES WITH AN ALTERNATIVE PLOT WHERE RBA BETRAY MARLEY, AND YMIR AND MARCO LIVE
SO WE CAN SEE THEM ALL WITH THE NEW UNIFORM, AND EREN AND HISTORIA TOO
I DEMAND IT GODDAMN IT 😭
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hydrasaura · 4 days ago
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And as much as I aprecciate my friends help, i wish they were honest to me. They keep seeing me as some reaaally intelligent person and compare me to smart characters. I wish they just told me like it is "you aren't that great, actually". Them agreeing with my thoughts would bring me some peace.
Everytime i open facebook and see my former coleagues having succesfull veterinary jobs, i wanna throw myself off my window 🥲
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