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hydrattan · 17 hours
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hydrattan · 18 hours
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this is going to be difficult -> i am capable of doing difficult things -> i have done everything prior to this moment -> this difficulty will soon be proof of capability
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hydrattan · 1 day
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Clint you've got to be fucking kidding me
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hydrattan · 1 day
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hydrattan · 2 days
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went to lego.com and inexplicably the username autofilled to this
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hydrattan · 2 days
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“Let’s Watch the Stars Together” - Submitted by tach1sora
#4455dd #33aaee #ffdd45 #ee6666 #bbde22
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hydrattan · 2 days
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thanks tumblr, maybe i will try ringworm if you dont have anything else
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Wow! I'm a wall
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mario has done it again he has unleashed his rage on this fucking tv and his brother is at a loss for words “why did you kill the fucking tv mario” then mario replied “because im hella
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I was so excited because I thought I had this in my files but as it turns out it's just "that dum song firflies but with milk instead of human"
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that dum song firflies with dog and cat instead of person
WHO IS THIS
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hydrattan · 3 days
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bcuz i’m curious:
any phone number that you could rattle off without looking counts here
reblog with your age/generation bcuz i’m curious if it’s still common practice for younger people to memorize phone numbers
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hydrattan · 3 days
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#places to take me on a first date
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hydrattan · 3 days
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How are my sweetie pees
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hydrattan · 3 days
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The things I devoured so I could devour you
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hydrattan · 3 days
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why the fuck was he kinda cooking with that bumpersticker
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hydrattan · 3 days
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they should not put ads on the dog tv (eight hours of birds) i put on for my dog to watch. she doesn't understand capitalism. she doesn't even understand that the birds aren't really there in the room with her. sometimes she tries to bite the ipad when a really funky one shows up. you can't advertise to her. she's not going to buy a swiffer wet jet
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hydrattan · 3 days
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you may think your only options are
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but in fact you can
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