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HYDROCARBON DETECTED:

h c h c h c 26/26. hh. .

C H

21/26

HYDROCARBON IDENTIFIED:

buta-1,3-diene: CH2=CH-CH=CH2

buta-1,2-diene: CH2=C=CH-CH3

cyclobutene: -CH2-CH=CH-CH2-

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i wish i could quirk it up with my gimmick but with too big a corpus any bit of writing is a 26/26. not gadsby though. not gadsby.

ABCD FGHI KLMNOPQRSTU W Y

21/26

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HYDROCARBON DETECTED:

. chc h , h h c

HYDROCARBON IDENTIFIED:

propyne (aka methylacetylene): CH≡C-CH3

cyclopropene: =CH-CH2-CH=

already done this one but heres a picture cos y not

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sorry catholics but the best version of ave maria is the one from cowboy bebop

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HYDROCARBON DETECTED:

"' , h, h c chc . ' h c. c h h ?"

HYDROCARBON IDENTIFIED:

penta-1,2,4-triene (aka vinylallene): CH2=C=CH-CH=CH2

flash point lower than 0°C.. a tad explosive perhaps...

cyclopenta-1,2-diene: -CH2-CH=C=CH-CH2-

also looks quite unstable...

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#406

"I'm a man, heterosexual, I had an erotic dream about Quark of all male characters in star trek. I don't find him attractive. If my brain wants weird erotic gay dreams why it have to be about Quark?"

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HYDROCARBON DETECTED:

h h c , h h' ch h h c:

(, , h c hh c h .)

h://.ch.//20110226175033/h://0./

HYDROCARBON IDENTIFIED:

hexane: CH3-CH2-CH2-CH2-CH2-CH3

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YOUR MISSION:

the next time you enjoy a meal in your home, eat it viscerally and animalistically. this need not obligate eating it "viciously" or "violently", though the interpretation is left up to the agent.

if it's a sandwich, let it fall apart. if it's not a finger food, make it one. rip it apart. food sustains us. the matter you ingest becomes you, the process need not be beautiful. embrace this extant part of the universe into yourself in the way that feels most natural to you. approach the meal like you've never seen what humans eat and you werent instructed on what to do with it.

this action is worth 10 points.

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<3

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT WHILE VALENTINES DAY ITSELF IS LOWKEY A CORPORATE CASH GRAB TODAY IS STILL ABOUT CELEBRATING LOVE BUT THAT MEANS ALL LOVE NOT JUST ROMANTIC AND SEXUAL LOVE YES I MEAN PLATONIC AND FAMILIAL LOVE PLEASE REMEMBER THAT ROMANTIC AND SEXUAL LOVE ARE NOT THE ONLY TYPES OF LOVE WORTH CELEBRATING ON THIS LOVELY WEDNESDAY

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HYDROCARBON DETECTED:

h h .. c c h ' h & c h h c . c h c h -

HYDROCARBON IDENTIFIED:

hexa-1,2,5-triene: CH2=CH-CH2-CH=C=CH2

cyclohexa-1,4-diene: -CH2-CH=CH-CH2-CH=CH-

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it is so insanely insidious to me that we are at a point now where A.I. can be completely passible to people that don't know what to keep an eye out for & it sucks ass that this content is infiltrating tumblr. its sooooo cool and fun having to study pics extra hard to figure out if im being spoon-fed a lie in image form

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HYDROCARBON DETECTED:

c h h h c h h h h/ c h

HYDROCARBON IDENTIFIED:

propane: CH3-CH2-CH3

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its nice that when i drink alone in my room with tumblr open you can see a rough timeline and pinpoint approximately what time in the night/early morning i started to sober up and start complaining about random shit again

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HYDROCARBON DETECTED:

? ch. h c

HYDROCARBON IDENTIFIED:

ethyne (aka acetylene): CH≡CH

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early spring? not on my watch. Im gonna find that fucking groundjog

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HYDROCARBON DETECTED:

' h h c c h ch .

HYDROCARBON IDENTIFIED:

propadiene: CH2=C=CH2

cyclopropene: -CH2-CH=CH-

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I don't think the general public realizes exactly how much of Star Trek is about interplanetary extradition law.

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HYDROCARBON DETECTED:

' h c h c . h ' h

HYDROCARBON IDENTIFIED:

ethene: CH2=CH2

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I'm so tired of the way suspicious meat is always human meat like for once I just want to be surprised. Let it be something else I'm so tired of it being human meat

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HYDROCARBON GEN DETECTED:

h h.

HYDROCARBON GEN IDENTIFIED:

dihydogen: H2

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You DEFINE YOU and thats enough.

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HYDROCARBON DETECTED:

“H’

‘C h ’ hh”

HYDROCARBON IDENTIFIED:

methane: CH4

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“He’s told us not to blow it

‘Cause he knows it’s all worthwhile”

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HYDROCARBON DETECTED:

' h h c hc . h h c h " h c [...]", h h "' h c. hch ' , ' h h c," h h "' ch," " c [c h ch h c ]". ', h h

HYDROCARBON IDENTIFIED:

dodeca-2,4-diene: CH3-CH2-CH2-CH2-CH2-CH2-CH2-CH=CH-CH=CH-CH3

no fancy picture this time :(

cyclododecene: -CH2-CH2-CH2-CH2-CH2-CH2-CH2-CH2-CH=CH-CH2-CH2-

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It's still kinda wild how Phineas and Ferb managed to completely hijack an idiom. Now whenever someone hears a sentence leading with "If I had a nickel for everytime [...]", odds are their brain auto fills with "I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice," rather than "I'd be rich," or "I could [action that requires purchasing something requiring an obscene amount of money]". Y'know, what the idiom originally was

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HYDROCARBON DETECTED:

H c c , h c 😭

HYDROCARBON IDENTIFIED:

cyclopropadiene: -CH=C=CH-

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No thoughts, just Hannibal's atrocious depression cooking

Leave him alone he fumbled the beautiful autistic man with a gyat 😞

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HYDROCARBON DETECTED:

H H C CH C H C C H C H H C H

HYDROCARBON IDENTIFIED:

hepta-1,3,4,5-tetraene: CH2=CH-CH=C=C=CH-CH3

no pictures of this one :( i have a feeling it may be a tad unstable...

cyclohepta-1-ene-3-yne: -CH2-CH=CH-C≡C-CH2-CH2-

obscure, but it exists!

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FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT WHILE VALENTINES DAY ITSELF IS LOWKEY A CORPORATE CASH GRAB TODAY IS STILL ABOUT CELEBRATING LOVE BUT THAT MEANS ALL LOVE NOT JUST ROMANTIC AND SEXUAL LOVE YES I MEAN PLATONIC AND FAMILIAL LOVE PLEASE REMEMBER THAT ROMANTIC AND SEXUAL LOVE ARE NOT THE ONLY TYPES OF LOVE WORTH CELEBRATING ON THIS LOVELY WEDNESDAY

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HYDROCARBON DETECTED:

h "" "" ch c c c h h

HYDROCARBON IDENTIFIED:

butatriene: CH2=C=C=CH2

cyclobutyne: -CH2-C≡C-CH2-

seems to be *highly* unstable, but has been synthesised!

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is it just me or does the way people treat like "dopamine" and "serotonin" in modern pop psych context read exactly like balancing the humors

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HYDROCARBON DETECTED:

c cc c ’ h h c. h c h <3

HYDROCARBON IDENTIFIED:

cyclohexa-1,2,3,4-tetraene: =C=C=C=CH-CH2-CH=

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just found out janice rand was communications officer on sulu’s ship the excelsior. they will not escape the bestie allegations <3