I wish you enough happiness to keep your spirit alive. College grad...yeah I'm pretty rad 😘.
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You need to marry someone you'd still be down to fuck real quick in the laundry room while the kids are watching 'The Lion King' downstairs and there's only ten minutes left on the timer till you need to take the dinisaur nuggets out the oven.
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Kim Kardashian tells Brody Jenner about Kanye West’s arrest when he attacked a paparazzo at LAX in 2013, proving that her husband is the king of everything.
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turns on the tv, goes on laptop, ignores tv
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😂😂😂 “When your man cockblocked you the day before #pleasurehouse (ft. Dwaynekyng! )”
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