Me when I get in bed: ooooh I’m a warm little bich!!!
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“The witches sabbath.” The supernatural? 1891.
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So, fun fact for all of you history dorks, but you know that legend about Cleopatra being so rich and trashy that she would drink her wine with crushed up pearls in it?
Pearls are mostly Calcium Carbonate. When they mix with acids (such as those in wine) they produce carbon dioxide like little balls of fancy alkaseltzer.
What Im saying is, call Cleopatra a trashy hoe all you want, but she was the trashy hoe who invented instant champagne. Bitch was living in 3018 while everyone else was in 18
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concept: the universe hears you crying and sings a little song for you. the universe hopes you can hear it
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My lamb, June, taking a nap and still managing to be cute af
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