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I have never seen someone escape the cycle of suffering and reach true and perfect zen the way that one of my D&D players, an honest-to-god tenured college dean and professor, does when he inhabits his 7 INT bardlock elf prettyboy. Brain goes in a jar on the shelf for two hours. Nothing between those pointy ears but one jingle bell rolling back and forth. Refers to his patron as his "sugar mama" and That Warlock Cantrip as "Elvis blast." You can SEE the player knowing and suspecting things and gleefully not acting on them. I love it so much. Next week I'm gonna see if I can bait him into fucking a vampire milf. I bet it'll work

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sometimes you go down the rabbithole of online kink so far you have people being like “you think inner ear oviposition is a ‘weird’ kink? wait until you hear the nasty shit i, a real pervert, am into” and blog posts that are like “it’s so hard to find someone to dig a nine foot deep hole with when all the doms i can find want to dig a five foot deep hole max :/“ and then you remember that a sizeable portion of the population consider liking anal to be freaky

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He has the prettiest eyes 😩

Raphael.

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*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this

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kinda want him gagging on it (his own blood)

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I love him so much

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Goals

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It seems like the older I get, the more irrationally angry casual censorship makes me. And it isn't just the "unalive" "grape" alleged filter-dodging vernacular, but the way normal words will be peppered with asterisks, or screenshots will have words like "gay" "hell" "fuck" etc either partially or entirely blurred. Who is this helping? What is the purpose of it, except to reinforce shame and elevate a flimsy perception of purity and safety, however those things manifest. It's so tiresome and I'm sick of it.

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Had a fun art stream and painted these lil guys from San Antonio Zoo 😂❤️

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Saw it was make a terrible comic day today (June 24 2025) so meet my cats

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Everytime this motherfucker comes onto my screen, I get horny and I go a little feral.

It would be SUCH a problem if I got isekai'ed into bg3, if only for the fact that I would be BEGGING my companions to keep me from jumping this man's bones at All Times.

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After 84 years hes finally done✨️

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Recent GMM stuff + a digital attempt at the couple's glasses moment!

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New meme for that cunty devil

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𝑯𝒐𝒑𝒆. 𝑯𝒂𝒉𝒂𝒉𝒂! 𝑺𝒖𝒄𝒉 𝒂 𝒕𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒆.

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This sweetheart is here to wish you a lovely week.

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Same vibe