Noah | They/Them | Hylian Working and living at dueling peaks stable! Mostly blogging about my life and occasionally posting pictures. [[Unreality blog! Beware!]]
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satori mountain, hyrule ridge
#How pretty!!#would love to visit there sometime#sadly I'm not really made for travelling#which I know is ironic working at a stable but y'know#pretty sights
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馃摳 View from Hateno Village
// Tears of the Kingdom
#home sweet home!#haven't been back since last harvest#great place to have a family#not so great a place to be bad at farming in#lovely picture though!
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Taking my lunch by the shallow pond behind the stables today. Can you imagine a place this peaceful ever having been a battlefield?? It's insane to think about...
#hyrule photography#hyrule#dueling peaks#necluda#west necluda#I mean I see the ruined guardians sure#But it's so relaxing and nice now...#stablehandling#also I made baked apples! No pictures though sorry#unreality
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Been overhearing people talk at the stables lately though. Apparently there's been sightings near here of a guy running around in underwear, chasing down horses...
So, consider this your friendly PSA: PLEASE DON'T DO THAT. Regardless of doing it half naked or not, the horses WILL kick you!!
#stablehandling#people are weird sometimes I swear#I don't care much what you wear while frolicking in the fields but please treat the wildlife with respect#cause if the horses don't show you the reigns then malanya will#not sure how real this is considering they swear up down and sideways that the guy also eats an armful of stamella shroom skewers#WHILE chasing the horses#but still taking this chance to remind you that horses can run out of patience and their hooves WILL hurt#trust me I'd know
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Got the big girl ready to head out. Sneaky photo while her rider is handling the paperwork with the boss!
Don't tell the other horses, but she was my favourite. Hoping to see her again sometime.
#hyrule photography#hyrule horses#dueling peaks#stablehandling#I'd say I hope the two of them won't encounter any monsters but like#I've been caring for her for three days now#and I'm pretty sure it's the bokoblins who have to be scared of HER and not the other way around#bye pretty girl see you next time#unreality
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Nothing like laying down in the grass and waiting for the sunrise. Here's to another, hopefully monster-free, day at work!
#stablehandling#hyrule photography#hyrule#dueling peaks#necluda#west necluda#got two horses to get ready for departure today#and a broken fence to fix#boss if you read this please let's sell the goat already#unreality
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