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10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board
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looking at your bank account is so scary...like when I spend money it goes away
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im gonna need to get real. and also a clue. and also a grip
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august please be good to all the friends in my phone. thank you
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Friend: How bad do you feel? From 1 to 10?
Me: How much does it count if I'm searching a fix-it AUs fics mostly with time travel?
Friend: 20. I call the police and doctors. And pizza
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Chapters: 14/? Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Draco Malfoy/Hermione Granger Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Millicent Bulstrode, Pansy Parkinson, Theodore Nott, Blaise Zabini, Daphne Greengrass, Gregory Goyle, Minerva McGonagall, Adrian Pucey, Tracy Davis, Astoria Greengrass Additional Tags: Ron Weasley Bashing, Hogwarts Eighth Year, In Which Millicent Bulstrode Makes A Stupid Deal and Lives to Regret It, Pansy Parkinson Lives for Innuendos and Makes Everyone Uncomfortable, Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE, Pansy Parkinson Also Loves to Proposition People and is Definitely a Boob Girl, Bisexual Pansy Parkinson, mentions of suicidal ideation, In Which Hermione Granger is Determined to Save the Hogwarts Greenhouses, Even if She Has to Bend Science to Her Will, Dubious Consent in Relation to Pansy Parkinson's Side Gig as a Nail Tech, Angst, We're Drowning in Post War Angst but there's always light at the end of the tunnel, Slow Burn Summary:
Millicent Bulstrode knows that Slytherin house can do better. So when the infamous split of Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley leads to Granger getting into countless, uncharacteristic bouts of trouble, Millicent offers a deal to the Headmistress - Granger lives a month in Slytherin dorms, and in return, either Granger gets the help she needs or whoever is out to make her life a living hell gets what is dealt to them. After all, Granger put herself on a limb for a bunch of snakes, it was time to return the favor.
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Hayden Christensen as Anakin Skywalker in Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith (2005)
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Alright so in the newbie subreddit r/MaraudersFanfics I have created the beginnings of a listing of Remione fics separated into three categories - Hogwarts Era, Post Hogwarts and Muggle AUs. The listings are limited to fanfics 15k+ words to make it more manageable to try to track down listings that fit. If you're looking for a Remione to read check out the listings and ofcourse please comment any missing fics you know!
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“don’t go where i can’t follow” is literally the most romantic thing anyone has ever said. it’s like. i’ll let you bring me anywhere—far from home, far from the places and people i love, so long as you stay with me. i’ll let you walk into danger and through hell, but i will not let you go where i can’t go with you. that is where i draw the line.
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“Focus in the present” girl… everything is happening at the same time
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Sometimes I open Ao3 as one would a fridge in the middle of the night. Hungry, but not willing to commit to anything that is in there and hopping a miracle will make something new and appetising appear out of thin air if only I close it and open again.
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