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Idk how to photograph art BUT today I painted fanart for @blondejaneblonde 's very good fic:

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i am glad queer representation has drastically improved in my lifetime. because now i can say that i dislike a gay book and not feel like i’m invalidating stonewall

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I made a flowchart for Binghe's average decision making process

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We need to lay more blame for "Kids don't know how computers work" at the feet of the people responsible: Google.

Google set out about a decade ago to push their (relatively unpopular) chromebooks by supplying them below-cost to schools for students, explicitly marketing them as being easy to restrict to certain activities, and in the offing, kids have now grown up in walled gardens, on glorified tablets that are designed to monetize and restrict every movement to maximize profit for one of the biggest companies in the world.

Tech literacy didn't mysteriously vanish, it was fucking murdered for profit.

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This website is too mobile focused these days. Reblog and tell me what your desktop/laptop background is.

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if u cant even spare a Hi to a service worker whos just trying to be friendly unfollow me i will die on this hill. theres a social contract you know

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You cannot become a parent just because you want a baby that guy you made is gonna start having independent thoughts faster than you think he will

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I completely flooded the back of house today and everyone failed to react like a human. The person who noticed tried to alert me by standing directly behind me, pointing at the floor, and going ‘water’. And when I turned and looked, all I could muster was ‘oh thats cool.’ Really calmly.

And then my manager darted for the mop bucket like CAN YOU TWO DO SOMETHJNG PLEASE STOP JUST WATCHING IT

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Awe , God's first prayer 💞 this God is very stressed about it

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@aceofdivinechlorophyll You know I would die for Meng Mo????? I would! Everyone go read Inappropriate Use!!!

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Once you get to a certain level of advanced maths, you basically become a wizard.

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(Context: Players have just wheedeled their way into surviving what should have been a TPK by gravity. Currently hanging off a sheer wall by the dragonborn's claws.)

DM: "You could retreat. That is always an option."

Dragonborn Fighter/Soldier: "I never retreat!!"

Elf Rogue: "Maybe you should fucking start!"

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Snoop Dogg watching the Skateboarding finals with an unidentified man