hypebeath

[hypebeath]

Tragedy struck this morning as the rebel camp was discovered and hundreds of trolls were taken into the Fishcountess's custody. Among those taken were our five founders: the Divorcee, Zevenger, Hypebea∆, AssAssin, and Magespel. This spells disaster for the rebellion. This author can only hope that the Fishcountess is merciful and allows our leaders a chance at escape. Rumors have begun spreading that the Hypebea∆ will be reinstated as a battery, and that the Divorcee has been sent to a seadweller's prison resort to spend faer sentence. This author has not heard the fate of the other three but will keep faer dear readers updated ASAP! Pictured is an image taken before the rebellion gained traction (excuse our footware related pun). Regards, The Writeaur

my last artfight post! these are my and my friends homestuck ancestor ocs :3.

ft.

the divorcee - @lemonsnomel

the AssAssin - me!

the hypebea∆ - @taranchula

magespel - @morallyunhelpful

the zevenger - @creeperrr

[hypebeath]

The f)o(ll)o(wing I've cultivated here has been crucial t)o( supp)o(rting my mete)o(ric rise t)o( TRUE HYPE. N)o(thing but respect f)o(r all seven of my fell)o(w fashi)o(n renegades.

An industry inquiry f)o(r y)o(u all: H)o(w w)o(uld y)o(u g)o( ab)o(ut making a pr)o(fessi)o(nal c)o(nnecti)o(n c)o(ld? F)o(r (HYP)O(THETICAL) example, appr)o(aching a cust)o(mer at y)o(ur fraudj)o(b wh)o(m y)o(u recently had t)o( ask t)o( leave the seadweller abluti)o(n bl)o(ck because their c)o(mpani)o(n's ex)o(rbitantly l)o(ud s)o(bbing was making pe)o(ple piss-shy.

The l)o()o(k on this (AGAIN, HYP)O(THETICAL) tr)o(ll is mesmerizing. Racy, risk-taking, sh)o(wst)o(ppingly h)o(rny. I'm staring at the future )o(f scuttleplatf)o(rmwear, and all it's missing is a sick pair )o(f kicks.

Any advice is mad appreciated. I can't (HYP)O(THETICALLY) aff)o(rd t)o( pass this up.

[hypebeath]

the grind sh)o(uld always be y)o(ur number )o(ne pri)o(rity.

even if a traffic executi)o(n made y)o(u late to y)o(ur fraudulent j)o(b.

even if y)o(ur bitch manager called y)o(u a paleslut because she was clearly jeal)o(us )o(f y)o(ur inn)o(vative bandage disguise.

even if y)o(ur )o(nly table has )o(rdered four trollp)o(unds of raw hamburger meat and a b)o(ttle )o(f 600 year )o(ld grubwine instead )o(f an actual meal.

the grind is surviving.

the grind is taking a w)o(rld that d)o(esn't understand h)o(w fucking g)o()o(d y)o(u l)o()o(k at all times in stride.

the grind is maybe c)o(pping the design of the meat freak's incredible sex h)o()o(die f)o(r y)o(ur )o(wn purp)o(ses.

that's what it means t)o( be an IC)O(N.

[hypebeath]

)o(ne )o(f the m)o(st challenging things ab)o(ut being an independent lifestyle influencer and als)o( an escaped c)o(l)o(nialism battery is the balance between making ends meet, f)o(ll)o(wing your dreams, and digging )o(ut all twelve )o(f y)o(ur surgically embedded imperial tracking chips with y)o(ur bare hands.

as s)o()o(n as i get this )o(ne in my tit )o(ut i'm putting )o(n a disguise ()o(riental trading. mens' english mustache. hall)o(ween fun c)o(llecti)o(n. $2.77.) and heading t)o( my fraudulent j)o(b at the Tr)o(ll Cheesecake Fact)o(ry. tw)o( m)o(re years here and i'll be able to purchase a sewing machine. the balance is the grind. the grind never st)o(ps.

[hypebeath]

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[hypebeath]

merch dr)o(p s)o()o(n.

watch this space.

if n)o(thing happens the empire f)o(und and fried me. take an indefinite v)o(w )o(f nudity in m)o(urning.

[hypebeath]

)o(k bitch call the dr)o(nes i'll have sex with them.