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when i post thats me sucking ur dick. when you hit like thays you cumming. when you reblog thats you patting my head. are you getting this?

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This is the most powerful call to ratio I've ever seen. It's like she's performing an incantation.

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i crashed my car while listening to the black eyes Peas "Pump it" i didnt even get in trouble cause the policeman said omg i love this song and i shot him dead while he was entranced by Punp it & i took his car home and his gun too

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here at frito lays company building, we have always belueved that organic life is aplague upon this world that must be eradicated at all costs

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honest togod i thought the white stripes members were related

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This is the funniest fucking thing, omg.

THE SAPPHIC MERIDIAN

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groznyj grad heat & seychelles skies

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The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

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Honestly I’d be more inclined to play Stardew Valley if it was about a depressed cop trying to solve a murder whilst navigating the politics of a mass strike and the fallout of counter revolution

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im not fucking joking i just found a women want me fish fear me hat on the ground

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up at 3am googling how do i break out of a repetitive cycle that both comforts and harms me

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dipper: this town is so weird, and my grunkle doesnt believe me… how is it all possible? who wrote the journals?? isn’t there anyone who can help me solve the mysteries of gravity falls!?!?

old man mcgucket in his junkyard:

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