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Can someone please tell me why the hell Colleen Ballinger hasn't been arrested yet??? There's literal proof of her sending explicit images to underage fans.

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In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

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Sometimes being a teacher is like

that episode of “Parks & Rec” when Ron Swanson gets the “Woman of the Year” award instead of Leslie.

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dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

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just incase you’re having a bad day, watch this

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Things teachers say in their heads

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if you’ve ever had a crush on me god bless your poor misguided heart

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it begins

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Tiny Bree

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my quest to do succulent variations of every grass-type pokemon continues!