hyperbolichussy

[hyperbolichussy]

Fun Little Depression Things That Piss Everyone Else Off

- Forgetting literally everything from phone calls to visits to where you put your wallet(I just had it I swear )

- Needing 12 hours of sleep everyday but only in the middle of the day

- Void days

- “I’ll clean my room tomorrow” everyday

- eating everything or nothing

[hyperbolichussy]

Telling a woman who says she doesn’t want kids “You’ll change your mind” is really shitty because

it’s assigning motherhood to a person who is explicitly rejecting it

it’s reinforcing gender roles 

it makes motherhood out to be something you do because you have to, not because you genuinely want to

it’s infantilizing to make it seem like she can’t make decisions about her own life

it’s invalidating of her desires which she is capable of knowing and communicating

it’s telling a grown woman that you know what she wants better than she does

[hyperbolichussy]

time to break out my christmas playlist

[hyperbolichussy]

[hyperbolichussy]

[hyperbolichussy]

Skelly is ready to PARTY! Get down to the Round She Goes Market at Coburg Town Hall for all your Strange, vintage and preloved requirements! Kicks off now and goes til 3! Come get a hug from me and Skelly and check out the new @drstrangeclothing wearables! #drstrangeclothing #handmade #madeinmelbourne #wearables #roundshegoes (at Round She Goes Melbourne's Preloved Fashion Market)

[hyperbolichussy]

This is the real life actual sunset we got in Melbourne tonight. If my night is anything like my day and this sunset, I'm in for a freaking amazing time!

[hyperbolichussy]

Have well and truly started at #wildcard !!' @woodys_attic_dive

[hyperbolichussy]

The countdown is on for the Lip Sync Battle tonight!!! Winner will score themselves some bangin treats at @littlerebelcollective and my total adoration! #wildcard #party #lipsyncbattle #melbourne

[hyperbolichussy]

Happy Birthday to my favourite Doctor, partner in crime, sisterwife, best friend and soulsister, @drstrangeclothing How lucky am I to have such a babin & hilarious tween?! So friggen psyched to celebrate you turning another day older! WOO!

[hyperbolichussy]

This is EXACTLY how I feel right now!!! Super amazing Happy Birthday to my girl @drstrangeclothing ... Party at @woodys_attic_dive tonight!!! #wildcard

[hyperbolichussy]

MY AMAZING HAUSMATE JUST GAVE ME $500,000!!!! What a bosslord!!!!

[hyperbolichussy]

So super psyched that we're like 28 hours away from this cast of babes shakin' it at @woodys_attic_dive !!! Tonight is a night for polishing dancing shoes!!! #party

[hyperbolichussy]

Thanks Melbourne for the pretty scenery and @minimaliso_dot_com for making me trek to #stkilda 👏🏻👌🏻🙌🏻 (at St Kilda Pier)

[hyperbolichussy]

So super psyched to announce the first "bombshell" performing at WILDCARD on September 19; Miss Bettie Bombshell! Grabbing Australia by the scruff of the neck Miss Bettie Bombshell has travelled our sunburnt country showcasing her unique brand of burlesque and causing quite a stir. To date Bettie has won a title at the 2014 Australian Burlesque Festival, appeared as a special guest performer at the 2015 Miss Burlesque Australia Grand final, toured internationally sweeping through America headlining shows along the west coast, performed alongside some of the best international talent at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, took out the 'Most Classic' title at the 2015 Oregon Burlesque Festival, drank champagne with the best of them and captivated audiences gathering legions of fans. This bombshell brings a veritable smorgasbord of disciplines to the stage; ballet, acrobatics, music theatre, and after 20 years of dancing her performances are polished and beautiful to watch. Combine this with her quirky comedic style and her Hollywood vixen good looks, curvy package and contagious energy, you will not be able to avert your eyes, and nor should you want to! Bombshell by name, Bombshell by nature… 💀💖💀💖💀 Get $6 tickets from www.drstrange.com.au/wildcard or ten bux on the door!

[hyperbolichussy]

[hyperbolichussy]

#pinkhair version 2.0. I'm so incredibly happy with how my colour by the magical @kylieburkehair turned out! After almost 2 weeks I'm still obnoxiously excited and in love with my locks once again! So so so magnificent!!! #unicorntribe #mermaidians