hypercam2
hypercam2
a hauntingly fruity delight
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hypercam2 · 1 month ago
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original thread by @pukicho and several other users
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hypercam2 · 1 month ago
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so called free thinkers when h-o-t t-o g-o you can take me hot to go
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hypercam2 · 1 month ago
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My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch
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hypercam2 · 1 month ago
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Sooooo many silly sprites to draw I'm gonna explode
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hypercam2 · 1 month ago
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"what if that homeless person you gave money to spends it on alcohol ???😱" first of all alcohol withdrawal kills people and if theyre not in a safe place to detox (unlikely if they dont have a fucking home) this is literally harm reduction. second of all if they are not in danger of withdrawal thats fine too because im not a little baby bitch who thinks people have to earn the right to have a fucking drink by passing the "must be this tall housed to ride" test. third of all i would have spent it on alcohol also. so now what.
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hypercam2 · 2 months ago
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hypercam2 · 2 months ago
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you cant talk about not being a furry without some chucklefuck saying like “hehe not yet” or acting like you’re some kinda closet furry. girl i’m not ashamed of it. i’ve tried. and some furries are hot it’s just not my lifestyle. and i think that it is a lifestyle. just thinking renamon is hot doesn’t make you a furry that’s like insulting to real furries who caste their hearts in the iron forge of furryism. it’s a prestigious thing to be a furry
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hypercam2 · 2 months ago
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So what? We’re furry. We’re horny. Most of us. We’re LGBT. Most of us.
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hypercam2 · 2 months ago
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So what? We’re furry. We’re horny. Most of us. We’re LGBT. Most of us.
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hypercam2 · 2 months ago
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So what? We’re furry. We’re horny. Most of us. We’re LGBT. Most of us.
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hypercam2 · 2 months ago
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So what? We’re furry. We’re horny. Most of us. We’re LGBT. Most of us.
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hypercam2 · 2 months ago
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the long-awaited release can finally meet the ears of all who anticipated it. enjoy. happy new years.
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hypercam2 · 2 months ago
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hypercam2 · 2 months ago
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So much of the worst dating advice comes from a place of assuming your partner is manipulative and deceptive and then trying to counteract that psychological warfare in kind. Anyone who is in a genuinely happy long-term relationship can tell you that dating should not play out like an episode of Death Note. At it's best, it's just two people caring passionately about each other in a deeply human and honest way. The really insidious part of this advice is that if you ever meet someone who does genuinely care about you and doesn't want to play games, you'll probably drive them away by constantly assuming the worst of them. In your efforts to defend yourself from dishonest and scheming people, you become the most dishonest and scheming person in the relationship.
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hypercam2 · 3 months ago
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"it's ok if you pirate it" "make sure you write really gay fanfic about it" can you just ever fucking shut up about the lame fucking wizard books? go die in a hole already instead of making everything about your pathological inability to read another fucking book holy shit. just shut up about it already. fuck off forever and never come back. you are not helping anyone by turning a conversation about transmisogyny into reminding everyone you'll have a fucking aneurysm without your racist fucking tory wizards.
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hypercam2 · 3 months ago
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the biggest questions detective pikachu answered
no one but professional trainers has a full team of 6 in the pokemon universe because it would be a fucking gigantic hassle to deal with 6 animals, let alone different types that need different things
some people don’t evolve their pokemon because imagine having a fucking cat and then you can choose to make the cat five times as big and strong. would you do this if you weren’t battling.
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