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I used to write shit like this in my notebooks in school and one time my teacher caught me and tried to take my notebook away to see what I was writing. I clung to that book for dear life and didn't let her take it. I think she reported me to the class teacher for it LOL

basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out. 

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.

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a friend's boyfriend is like a stepfather that you want to kill.

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What if Winds of Winter gets published and the last words in the book are “the Multiverse”

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Let's spill out of mama

Lets go All Over The Fucking Place with mama

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a chapterbook: *came with a stitched in ribbon bookmark, had a cloth spine, had those rough edged finished pages, or came with a map*

8 year old me: i am a 500 year old librarian and this is the most valuable book in my collection. i rescued it myself from a castle as it burned to the ground. *gingerly runs my little grubby hands down its spine and gazes wistfully out of the school bus window* i am the keeper of all civilization’s knowledge

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~ Pictorial Medical Guide, by Forty-Two Leading Specialists, N. Henry Moss, Ed., 1964

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ok this made me sick to my stomach

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I love her hair ❤️

"cuttlefish feeding" (source)

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Being knighted by mama

get bonked by mama

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SLOPPERS; WHERE ARE THEY NOW?

baby pygmy falcon has grown into a penny!!! watch her wealth multiply!!!!

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Why is it a merleech and not a leechmaid

Snippet from my garbage bag test, also currently known as the mer-leech! 

Longer, more detailed video is on my Patreon! 

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Tatiana the tiger is my Killdozer. She broke out of her enclosure to kill one young man and maul two others. She went to extreme lengths to scale her enclosure’s wall — concrete chips were embedded in her paws.

She did so bc those 3 sadists were harassing her and the other tigers:

After Tatiana killed Sousa, she left his corpse to follow the blood trail of the other 2:

This shit was PERSONAL for her, they deserved it, and she should still be alive.

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My silly little queer game about lesbians getting involved in ancient feuds between old gods is finally launching! On the 24th!

Can't believe it's actually happening! I've been working away at the characters and story for 2 years literally from my back bedroom 😁

And it's all about the characters and their choices - multiple endings and paths through the story, if you get into the lore you'll be playing it again and again. The script is 32000 words! But you'll need to play though again and again to see it all 😊

AND it's super queer!

You can wishlist it here and there's a intro demo for it there too :)

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3100650/Quantum_Witch/

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im not a misandrist i have a male cat

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I wanna be man-sized. i.e. As big as a six-foot five inches man. My name would be Sixfoot and I'd live in a GIANT tiny house

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A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"

"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.

"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.